I have looked into my crystal G6 ball and hereby decree that the following will happen in 2021:
An orange idiot shall be ejected from office, will throw a tantrum about home decor, and will be found dead by erotic asphyxiation, holding a picture of Mitch McConnell
Some white person will be an asshole to some stranger for no reason and get hit in the face with an as yet unknown object
https://youtu.be/OkMLUhZjPOk?t=28
Internet trolls will continue to bitch, moan, cry, and be unable to spell properly. However, they will finally be able to find love on the internet by taking this guy up on his offer:
DUMBASS, MINNESOTA: Meaka, self-proclaimed feminist who supports her ex-boyfriend doxxing women online, is now convinced that As the Disq Turns is a proper news source that should only report on stories she wants it to, and is very VERY upset about what ATDT chooses (or doesn’t choose) to post.
We asked local psychiatrist, Dr. Keforkian, about Meaka’s many issues:
“She appears to be under the mistaken impression that she was singled out for ridicule, like many narcissists often do. She neglects to realize that items in the post she’s whining about are in CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER from January 2020, and not that “she’s number one” on a ranked list. She also has no sense of humor. Too bad she didn’t get COVID so she’d stop typing about herself and her fake issues for 5 minutes.“
Here are some handy tips from the national “Make an Effort At not looKing brain dAmaged online” hotline (or MEAKA for short):
ATDT, like Fox News, is not an actual news source
Grow a sense of humor
Be less self-involved
Don’t go to websites that upset you so much
Throw away your electronic devices
Only you can make yourself not look like a complete idiot online.
Our Holiday Nostalgia Extravaganza continues with another oldie but goodie!
‘Twas the end of the year, and although Disqus tried, nary a user read the update; just kneejerkily replied. The Basic Rules and the ToS were outlined with care, in hopes that everyone would soon grow a pair. The whiners still cried that it was unfair, although the forms of redress were written RIGHT THERE.
They made their own channels, they still weren’t happy; they spent morning, noon, and night every single day fapping. “Oust the ‘bad’ mods! We must make them all pay!” They still didn’t get that mods are like they. If only they’d read the rules that were posted, and didn’t spend all their days angry and toasted.
Alas, they preferred to spend all their time hating, making same post after same; whining, trolling, and baiting. So they posted mean things, tried in vain to shame, Got in trouble and cried, “Waaa! We can’t call them by name!” [SORRY, NAMES REDACTED ON PAIN OF DEATH]
Little did they know as their time wasted away, the rest of us had happy day after day. So how about you guys take my unsolicited advice, worry about yourselves from now on, and move on with your lives.
By popular demand (aka Layne asked for it). NOTE: This may not be the version you’re looking for /Obi Wan
The Twelve Days of Disqus
On my first day on Disqus some stranger said to me: You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my second day on Disqus some stranger said to me: What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my third day on Disqus some stranger said to me: No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my fourth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my fifth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my sixth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my seventh day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my eighth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my ninth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my tenth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my eleventh day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Disqus sucks dog balls Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my twelfth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Wait, you’re not a mod here? Disqus sucks dog balls Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
That’s right, everyone! It’s coming up on White Sunday, the day for racists to get good deals on the internet!
For only $250.00, they can be their usual Fake Christian (and Fake Jewish) selves and buy some of these (because all their old threats are stale and sad at this point):
Don’t forget to stock up on these – great for those racist “million man” marches with only about 10 people showing up as usual!
White sheets – always good for racist pigs – especially white sheets shaped like an asshole:
Reward them for their love of the orange idiot’s “space force” with a book they’ll splooge all over, though they’d never admit it:
Be thankful you’re not a racist piece of shit, like these folks:
Thanks for admitting the bible is the same as the Qur’an!Hey guys! Genocide is OK as long as a few people are into it!No one but white supremacists would dress that way. Unless you think these are the proud boys:
Be thankful you didn’t get caught pretending to be black and gay when you’re a fat, white incel:
I can’t stop laughing at this. XD
Be thankful you’re not these idiots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DukPOGZ9wic
This is just cringeworthy. Sorry your orange idiot lost Georgia… TWICE!
But most of all, be thankful that AtDT will always be here for your “laughing at morons” needs!
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It’s been a while since the last “official” Dregs of Disqus post, and the fodder has been building up!
First off election madness! And by “madness” I mean complete and utter delusion:
OMG WE CANCELLED JUDGE JUDY?!?! I’mma turn Republitard now. Oh wait, did you mean that racist piece of shit Disqus commenter Judge Judy? Then I take full responsibility.I’M going to CApitaLIZe RANDOM shit and raNT NonSENISICaLLY! (P.S. – People are “hanged”, penises are “hung”. Hope that helps.)…you do know that’s what elected officials are supposed to do, right — work for the people and not their own special interests? Or did you miss that bit?PROTIP: COVID is a thing. Only idiots attended giant rallies with no masks on.
P.S. Here’s a video of what it’s like reading your posts, wishisfullofshit:
Um, Americans can buy real estate in Mexico, are you on crack? I think you should leave first before we close all the borders.Thanks for admitting you have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about, Desert Shitbag! I mean, we all knew that already but it’s nice of you to finally admit it.
But wait! It’s Obama’s fault that some racist couldn’t watch a shitty ass movie! STOP THE PRESSES!
PROTIP: No one except Shitbag and those foreigners you’re so afraid of spell it “Moslems”, sweetheart.
And, as always, everything that’s not Biden’s (or Obama’s) fault is my fault.
How long ago did ExpectWhining “dox” me, Shep? Have you been hibernating for years?Was he drunk when he wrote this?
Several million liberals thank you for their new wings, Dregs! We couldn’t have done it without your ex-president killing off a bunch of old, white people who would have voted for him by making sure they all got COVID!
