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Get takeout Chinese.
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See a movie:
See a play:
Sit on Satan’s lap:
Visit the land of Scarfolk.
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Watch the Kate Bush Christmas Special from 1979.
Get yourself some Hot Dog Water.
Punch a racist.
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Watch the Star Wars Holiday Special:
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Get takeout Chinese.
See a movie:
See a play:
Sit on Satan’s lap:
Visit the land of Scarfolk.
Watch the Kate Bush Christmas Special from 1979.
Get yourself some Hot Dog Water.
Punch a racist.
Watch the Star Wars Holiday Special: