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Holiday Cheer

Suggestions for how to celebrate your non-denominational day off

by Coccyx December 25, 2020

Get takeout Chinese.

See a movie:

See a play:

Sit on Satan’s lap:

Visit the land of Scarfolk.

Watch the Kate Bush Christmas Special from 1979.

Get yourself some Hot Dog Water.

Punch a racist.

Watch the Star Wars Holiday Special:

how to upset a faux christian

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