Category: Holiday Cheer

A gift for the new year

 Coccyx  December 31, 2021  0 Comments on A gift for the new year

2022’s looking good already! Club Zero, we hardly knew gave a fuck about you! Which of Shitbag’s other 500 “blogs”…

Suggestions for how to celebrate your non-denominational day off

 Coccyx  December 25, 2020  0 Comments on Suggestions for how to celebrate your non-denominational day off

Get takeout Chinese. See a movie: See a play: Sit on Satan’s lap: Visit the land of Scarfolk. Watch the…

A Disqus Holiday Poem

 Coccyx  December 11, 2020  0 Comments on A Disqus Holiday Poem

Our Holiday Nostalgia Extravaganza continues with another oldie but goodie! ‘Twas the end of the year, and although Disqus tried,nary…

The 12 Days of Disqus

 Coccyx  December 7, 2020  0 Comments on The 12 Days of Disqus

By popular demand (aka Layne asked for it). NOTE: This may not be the version you’re looking for /Obi Wan…

White Sunday: The Racist’s “Black Friday”

 Coccyx  November 28, 2020  0 Comments on White Sunday: The Racist’s “Black Friday”

That’s right, everyone! It’s coming up on White Sunday, the day for racists to get good deals on the internet!…

Reasons to be thankful this Thanksgiving

 Coccyx  November 21, 2020  0 Comments on Reasons to be thankful this Thanksgiving

Be thankful you’re not a racist piece of shit, like these folks: Be thankful you didn’t get caught pretending to…

Happy VD, Guys!

 Coccyx  February 14, 2020  0 Comments on Happy VD, Guys!

It’s that time of year again, when love is in the air! Or your mom’s basement! In honor of Valentine’s…

Happy Thanksgiving, ATDTers!

 Coccyx  November 28, 2019  0 Comments on Happy Thanksgiving, ATDTers!

We here at ATDT are thankful every day that we aren’t racist pieces of shit like this: That’s right! We…

End of the Disq Dance Party and Whip Round

 Coccyx  August 31, 2019  0 Comments on End of the Disq Dance Party and Whip Round

It’s almost here, folks! We’re coming up on September 1st, the end of Disqus as we know it! Time to…