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Thanks for this, Greta Thunberg. I <3 you! On another note, here’s a couple of our small Disqus dicks hilariously talking about being “professional writers” while being incoherent: Better check your CO2 detectors, guys! You’re definitely suffering from confusion (not knowing why you’re banned from, well, everywhere decent), blurred vision (not being able to see…
2022’s looking good already! Club Zero, we hardly knew gave a fuck about you! Which of Shitbag’s other 500 “blogs” will get shut down for racist propaganda next? Stay tuned!
Get takeout Chinese. See a movie: See a play: Sit on Satan’s lap: Visit the land of Scarfolk. Watch the Kate Bush Christmas Special from 1979. Get yourself some Hot Dog Water. Punch a racist. Watch the Star Wars Holiday Special:
Our Holiday Nostalgia Extravaganza continues with another oldie but goodie! ‘Twas the end of the year, and although Disqus tried,nary a user read the update; just kneejerkily replied.The Basic Rules and the ToS were outlined with care,in hopes that everyone would soon grow a pair.The whiners still cried that it was unfair,although the forms of…
By popular demand (aka Layne asked for it). NOTE: This may not be the version you’re looking for /Obi Wan The Twelve Days of Disqus On my first day on Disqussome stranger said to me:You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me? On my second day on Disqussome stranger said to me:What channel rules?and You…
That’s right, everyone! It’s coming up on White Sunday, the day for racists to get good deals on the internet! For only $250.00, they can be their usual Fake Christian (and Fake Jewish) selves and buy some of these (because all their old threats are stale and sad at this point): Don’t forget to stock…
Be thankful you’re not a racist piece of shit, like these folks: Be thankful you didn’t get caught pretending to be black and gay when you’re a fat, white incel: Be thankful you’re not these idiots: But most of all, be thankful that AtDT will always be here for your “laughing at morons” needs!
It’s that time of year again, when love is in the air! Or your mom’s basement! In honor of Valentine’s Day, here are some blasts from the past who are still looking for love! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCVEr15Sqo0 Randomly, I’ll be seeing this movie this weekend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6O30nJ02PU It appears to be no Malcolm McDowell version, that’s for sure:…
We here at ATDT are thankful every day that we aren’t racist pieces of shit like this: That’s right! We only pay lip service to being decent, non-racist human beings so tommy won’t get in trouble! And we’re also grateful for the morons we get to laugh at every day. Have a great Turkey Day,…
It’s almost here, folks! We’re coming up on September 1st, the end of Disqus as we know it! Time to say buh-bye to the assholes who can’t even afford a real website with an actual name! [Anyone who wants to contribute to the “Please rename our sites from djdfgudf02r10421541034-14.site.me or whatever to a real website…