Happy New Year! Let’s celebrate by laughing at more Small Dick Energy

Thanks for this, Greta Thunberg. I <3 you!

On another note, here’s a couple of our small Disqus dicks hilariously talking about being “professional writers” while being incoherent:

Better check your CO2 detectors, guys! You’re definitely suffering from confusion (not knowing why you’re banned from, well, everywhere decent), blurred vision (not being able to see that you’re huge trolls), headache and nausea (well, you give everyone else these). Here’s hoping for chest pain 🤞!

Happy New Year to everyone who isn’t a piece of shit!