All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
Earlier this week, Disqus officially turned over the company to their most prolific troll account, unofficially known as “Huggy” due to his issues with older women hugging younger men, in a move that surprises no one. As the shittiest Disqus volunteer mod stated, “I’m so over banning people,” right before he blamed other people for…
I wonder why? Is it because he’s a huge hypocrite? Or maybe it’s because he’s an outright liar? (LOL “pending as bullying” isn’t a thing. Nice try!) Or is it that he hates Muslims? (and is a huge hypocrite) Or maybe it’s just his creepy stalking and begging. Who knows? But whatever the reason, we’re…
Once upon a time, a person, and I use that term loosely, called Sarah Ann got banned from Mahatmashitbag’s sites. Considering all she posts are her age (OMG A BOT IS IN HER 80s!), prayers, and descriptions of her hard-ons for Trump, no one is surprised by this. Except for Wish-He-Had-More-Influence-Than-He-Does, apparently. So he got…
Thanks for this, Greta Thunberg. I <3 you! On another note, here’s a couple of our small Disqus dicks hilariously talking about being “professional writers” while being incoherent: Better check your CO2 detectors, guys! You’re definitely suffering from confusion (not knowing why you’re banned from, well, everywhere decent), blurred vision (not being able to see…
They’re BAAAAAAACK! I feel like we’ve returned to a golden age, one before a fat moron was elected by bought votes and stupid people. A happier time. A better time. (With the exception of Ferd kicking the bucket more recently – that was fucking GREAT.) And just because it’s fucking hilarious, here’s a doctor telling…
That’s right ladies, gentlemen, and troll hangers-on — a pool cleaner has found some cures for COVID!* Isn’t that amazing? Apparently, having blood, taking geriatric vitamins, and huffing chlorine, ozone, and hydrogen peroxide could have saved hundreds of thousands of people! If you have any of the following symptoms, at least you’re dying from something…
2022’s looking good already! Club Zero, we hardly knew gave a fuck about you! Which of Shitbag’s other 500 “blogs” will get shut down for racist propaganda next? Stay tuned!
…we travel back in time to 2018. Enjoy more poetry to puke to at: https://disqus.com/home/discussion/https-poetsdiaries-tumblr-com/poets_diary_poems_by_wishy/
I know you’re all dying to know more about me, especially those certain people who shall remain soulless nameless, so here are some fun facts about moi! Fun Fact #1: I haven’t and will never, ever, comment on your shitty website(s). Especially not to look up someone’s Disqus rep numbers, because anyone can do that…
Here you go, troll contingent — an article all about you! Online Trolls Actually Just Assholes All the Time, Study Finds Also, this is Vincent Price: This is NOT Vincent Price: Hope that helps! Thanks for keeping me flush with cash by obsessively clicking on ATDT!
It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns exists (even though it’s always said why in the description). Good job, guys! Don’t worry, we promise to ease you into the purpose of The Onion so you don’t hurt yourselves!
We here at As the Disq Turns like to keep our content fresh and highly intellectual, so we’ve decided to add a new Book Review segment. Enjoy! “Lemons Aren’t The Only Fruit – Or Are They Minerals?” by Morel “Joe” Mahoney Winner of the Karen Prize for dumbest fiction, Lemons Aren’t The Only Fruit –…