NEWSFLASH: Idiots finally understand AtDT!

It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns exists (even though it’s always said why in the description).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fx_iuAn3LU
Actual video of the realization hitting trolltown.

Good job, guys!

Don’t worry, we promise to ease you into the purpose of The Onion so you don’t hurt yourselves!