NEWSFLASH: Idiots finally understand AtDT!

It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns exists (even though it’s always said why in the description).

Actual video of the realization hitting trolltown.

Good job, guys!

Don’t worry, we promise to ease you into the purpose of The Onion so you don’t hurt yourselves!