All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
What’s happening on Disqus, you ask? Say hello to our dregs rising from the dead, Wishy & Ferd! Ferd is apparently ChatGPT now. Poor dead Ferd. The Wishy account is just boring. Work harder, fake Wishy! Let’s see, what else – oh yes, a kid who can’t get laid because of his lack of height…
Here at ATDT, we like to give back to the community. This is why we support the Make Wishy Cry Foundation – a collective that helps trolls of all kinds whine about dumb shit for the world’s amusement. There are many simple ways to donate, such as: ✪ Existing while having a gold star emoji…
Once upon a time, a person, and I use that term loosely, called Sarah Ann got banned from Mahatmashitbag’s sites. Considering all she posts are her age (OMG A BOT IS IN HER 80s!), prayers, and descriptions of her hard-ons for Trump, no one is surprised by this. Except for Wish-He-Had-More-Influence-Than-He-Does, apparently. So he got…
Oh where oh where has our little Realms gone? Oh where oh where could it be? With its micropeens and fake news all day long? Oh where oh where can it be?
First, here’s totally random news article that’s about no one you know. Really. https://www.kwqc.com/2021/09/15/court-documents-bettendorf-man-admitted-he-smothered-terminally-ill-brother/ Moving on, it’s the same old whining: And someone may be dead? We can only hope!
Oh no! You mean Wishy was (finally) banned after years of harassment and posting fake news? SAY IT AIN’T SO! Wait, is he asking the same “Ryan” who he harassed on a daily basis for the past several years to reinstate him? Or his imaginary friend “Ryan” who’s actually some guy named mohib khan? Either…
Step 1: Whine as loudly as possible whenever someone mentions your name and then explain EXACTLY how they can dox you: Step 2: Pretend not to know that a search for your just your first name, MEAKA, doesn’t come up with anything about you on Google. http://www.just-fucking-google.it?s=%22meaka%22 Step 3: Because you’re a moron, keep bringing…
It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns exists (even though it’s always said why in the description). Good job, guys! Don’t worry, we promise to ease you into the purpose of The Onion so you don’t hurt yourselves!
In this time of pandemics and racial unrest, it’s important to remember that Disqus is SO MUCH WORSE! #1stworldtrollproblems Remember when… Ferd (and others) cried like a little bitch about All Stars on some random site on the internet? I assume this was the start of his fake “heart problems”: Deb made a petition whining…