Category: NEWSFLASH

NEWSFLASH: Blocking Goes Bi

 Coccyx  March 16, 2022  0 Comments on NEWSFLASH: Blocking Goes Bi

Disqus has finally done something we’ve been asking them to do for years! But how will the troll contingent pretend…

Hold the presses! An internet troll has found several “cures” for COVID!

 Coccyx  January 8, 2022  0 Comments on Hold the presses! An internet troll has found several “cures” for COVID!

That’s right ladies, gentlemen, and troll hangers-on — a pool cleaner has found some cures for COVID!* Isn’t that amazing?…

NEWSFLASH: Triggered by potatoes!

 Coccyx  December 21, 2020  0 Comments on NEWSFLASH: Triggered by potatoes!

DUMBASS, MINNESOTA: Meaka, self-proclaimed feminist who supports her ex-boyfriend doxxing women online, is now convinced that As the Disq Turns…

How do we solve a problem like Solutions Only? By deleting the motherfucker!

 Coccyx  September 21, 2020  0 Comments on How do we solve a problem like Solutions Only? By deleting the motherfucker!

Score: ATDT: 1,000,000, Everyone else: 0 Hey Gerald – I hear that solutionsonly.gay is available. You should snap it up!

Newsflash: TGO shut down!

 Coccyx  September 16, 2020  0 Comments on Newsflash: TGO shut down!

Pedo-pal Wishin-he-wasn’t-insane has claimed that Attention Whore Eri has had TGO shut down: But wait – wasn’t he the one…

NEWSFLASH: Troll blocks his own sock account, blames voices in his head

 Coccyx  August 19, 2020  0 Comments on NEWSFLASH: Troll blocks his own sock account, blames voices in his head

That’s right, known whiner and titfearer Gerald “Wishin-he-had-a-brain” blocked himself today: Then, he was so embarrassed that he forgot he…

BANNED from TGO: An AtDT investigative report

 Coccyx  July 26, 2020  0 Comments on BANNED from TGO: An AtDT investigative report

The Great Outdoorsman has banned our own Leslie Lannister! For those unfamiliar, TGO is a forum filled with pre-pubescent boys…

NEWSFLASH: Idiots finally understand AtDT!

 Coccyx  July 26, 2020  0 Comments on NEWSFLASH: Idiots finally understand AtDT!

It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns…

NEWSFLASH: Masks protect users from 5G

 Coccyx  July 21, 2020  0 Comments on NEWSFLASH: Masks protect users from 5G

In an amazing turn of events, drug maker Pfizer (known mainly for Pro-Exit) has determined that masks protect users from…

The Reviews Are In!

 Coccyx  July 12, 2020  0 Comments on The Reviews Are In!

AtDT’s new look is a hit! The riff-raff are falling over themselves to get in, and they’re so persistent! They…

Newsflash: Trolls miss ATDT!

 Coccyx  April 1, 2020  0 Comments on Newsflash: Trolls miss ATDT!

EAST DUMBFUCK: Trolls, who constantly whined about ATDT on a daily basis, are now up in arms because there haven’t…

Secret Troll Document Uncovered!

 Coccyx  January 5, 2020  0 Comments on Secret Troll Document Uncovered!

Looks like trolls make “resolushions” [sic], just like regular folks! Too bad they’re so triggered by ATDT. 🙁 So, same…