All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
I wonder why? Is it because he’s a huge hypocrite? Or maybe it’s because he’s an outright liar? (LOL “pending as bullying” isn’t a thing. Nice try!) Or is it that he hates Muslims? (and is a huge hypocrite) Or maybe it’s just his creepy stalking and begging. Who knows? But whatever the reason, we’re…
So, Disqus didn’t learn its lesson, apparently: This should be fun!
Disqus has finally done something we’ve been asking them to do for years! But how will the troll contingent pretend they’re not watching every single post we make? VPN shares are going to go through the roof!
That’s right ladies, gentlemen, and troll hangers-on — a pool cleaner has found some cures for COVID!* Isn’t that amazing? Apparently, having blood, taking geriatric vitamins, and huffing chlorine, ozone, and hydrogen peroxide could have saved hundreds of thousands of people! If you have any of the following symptoms, at least you’re dying from something…
DUMBASS, MINNESOTA: Meaka, self-proclaimed feminist who supports her ex-boyfriend doxxing women online, is now convinced that As the Disq Turns is a proper news source that should only report on stories she wants it to, and is very VERY upset about what ATDT chooses (or doesn’t choose) to post. We asked local psychiatrist, Dr. Keforkian,…
Score: ATDT: 1,000,000, Everyone else: 0 Hey Gerald – I hear that solutionsonly.gay is available. You should snap it up!
Pedo-pal Wishin-he-wasn’t-insane has claimed that Attention Whore Eri has had TGO shut down: But wait – wasn’t he the one constantly whining about TGO and threatening to shut it down? Looks like BS doesn’t really care.
That’s right, known whiner and titfearer Gerald “Wishin-he-had-a-brain” blocked himself today: Then, he was so embarrassed that he forgot he made that racist sock himself he blamed the eponymous non-entity “ATDT” for it and then pretended to “block ATDT”. Because, as everyone in the world knows, only him and his ilk call people the N-word,…
The Great Outdoorsman has banned our own Leslie Lannister! For those unfamiliar, TGO is a forum filled with pre-pubescent boys talking about assblasting, shitting, and necrophilia. But why was Leslie banned? Was someone offended on behalf of Yoko Ono? But wait! What is this about? Is there some kind of strange love triangle here between…
It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns exists (even though it’s always said why in the description). Good job, guys! Don’t worry, we promise to ease you into the purpose of The Onion so you don’t hurt yourselves!
In an amazing turn of events, drug maker Pfizer (known mainly for Pro-Exit) has determined that masks protect users from 5G frequencies. An official announcement is expected later today. Public reaction has been highly favorable: “I used to make up stories about how masks were bad for you because I’m a complete moron, but now…
AtDT’s new look is a hit! The riff-raff are falling over themselves to get in, and they’re so persistent! They just can’t stop gushing about us! It’s only been 3 or so days since we moved here, and even trolls from as close as Anderson, CA and as far as Tel Aviv are desperate for…