All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
What’s happening on Disqus, you ask? Say hello to our dregs rising from the dead, Wishy & Ferd! Ferd is apparently ChatGPT now. Poor dead Ferd. The Wishy account is just boring. Work harder, fake Wishy! Let’s see, what else – oh yes, a kid who can’t get laid because of his lack of height…
Once upon a time, a person, and I use that term loosely, called Sarah Ann got banned from Mahatmashitbag’s sites. Considering all she posts are her age (OMG A BOT IS IN HER 80s!), prayers, and descriptions of her hard-ons for Trump, no one is surprised by this. Except for Wish-He-Had-More-Influence-Than-He-Does, apparently. So he got…
Thanks for this, Greta Thunberg. I <3 you! On another note, here’s a couple of our small Disqus dicks hilariously talking about being “professional writers” while being incoherent: Better check your CO2 detectors, guys! You’re definitely suffering from confusion (not knowing why you’re banned from, well, everywhere decent), blurred vision (not being able to see…
2022’s looking good already! Club Zero, we hardly knew gave a fuck about you! Which of Shitbag’s other 500 “blogs” will get shut down for racist propaganda next? Stay tuned!
I know you’re all dying to know more about me, especially those certain people who shall remain soulless nameless, so here are some fun facts about moi! Fun Fact #1: I haven’t and will never, ever, comment on your shitty website(s). Especially not to look up someone’s Disqus rep numbers, because anyone can do that…
Oh no! You mean Wishy was (finally) banned after years of harassment and posting fake news? SAY IT AIN’T SO! Wait, is he asking the same “Ryan” who he harassed on a daily basis for the past several years to reinstate him? Or his imaginary friend “Ryan” who’s actually some guy named mohib khan? Either…
Here you go, troll contingent — an article all about you! Online Trolls Actually Just Assholes All the Time, Study Finds Also, this is Vincent Price: This is NOT Vincent Price: Hope that helps! Thanks for keeping me flush with cash by obsessively clicking on ATDT!
1 Corinthians 9:22, NIV: “I have become all things to all people so that by all possible means I might save some.” from That fiction book that conservative idiots love I’d like to thank the weak (aka the usual batch of trolls) for elevating me to the level of God. You’re beyond saving, tho. Sorry,…
Could you just give me your password? Hacking is hard! C’mon! I hate AtDT so much that I want to break into your website so I can be closer to you! But I’m not obsessed or anything! Well, I didn’t want to hack AtDT anyway! Fuck you, bitch! –A Random Troll
Wow, we must be really awful people for screencapping what trolls say online! You know, stuff like this: Or when someone pretends (badly) to not be a racist pig and gets upset when they’re called out: Or my personal favorite, people whose every comment is completely fucking racist and/or idiotic: But pointing out these trolls…
(Illegal) Aliens are apparently messing with the Disqus word filters on racist sites! Not only that, but these same nameless (Illegal) Aliens have apparently given Vampire Racist an anal probe! Not just one, but continuously for a year! Guess he liked it. But what do these aliens want from us? POLITICAL “CONTROLNESS”! [sic] But wait!…
It looks like some Russian bot is upset that it’s been banned at AtDT. And it’s apparently related to Gerald because it can’t figure out who moderates here. Sorry Ms. G! But maybe it’s all a mistake. Let’s see what scintillating conversation this bot offers: Well, that cinches it! You’re totally unbanned, disqus shitty platform!