1 Corinthians 9:22, NIV: “I have become all things to all people so that by all possible means I might save some.”
from That fiction book that conservative idiots love
I’d like to thank the weak (aka the usual batch of trolls) for elevating me to the level of God. You’re beyond saving, tho. Sorry, guys!
Keep on worshiping me, ‘kay? It makes me all hot and bothered. But not as hot and bothered as you are!
