Help ATDT rebrand! Take the poll

Which name should ATDT pick in order to rebrand ourselves as a true news source?
National Public Ridicule (NPR)
Meaka’s Still Nonsensical, Being Cunty (MSNBC)
Public Buffoonery Seekers (PBS)
Fleecing Old Xenophobes (FOX)
Clearly Needling Nudniks (CNN)
Nevar change, ATDT. Nevar change

Link to poll (just in case): https://linkto.run/p/JJDM3K8M