All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
I have looked into my crystal G6 ball and hereby decree that the following will happen in 2021: An orange idiot shall be ejected from office, will throw a tantrum about home decor, and will be found dead by erotic asphyxiation, holding a picture of Mitch McConnell Squirrels will be mechanized into soldiers. 28 days…
Get takeout Chinese. See a movie: See a play: Sit on Satan’s lap: Visit the land of Scarfolk. Watch the Kate Bush Christmas Special from 1979. Get yourself some Hot Dog Water. Punch a racist. Watch the Star Wars Holiday Special:
Which name should ATDT pick in order to rebrand ourselves as a true news source? National Public Ridicule (NPR) Meaka’s Still Nonsensical, Being Cunty (MSNBC) Public Buffoonery Seekers (PBS) Fleecing Old Xenophobes (FOX) Clearly Needling Nudniks (CNN) Nevar change, ATDT. Nevar change Free Survey Maker Link to poll (just in case): https://linkto.run/p/JJDM3K8M
DUMBASS, MINNESOTA: Meaka, self-proclaimed feminist who supports her ex-boyfriend doxxing women online, is now convinced that As the Disq Turns is a proper news source that should only report on stories she wants it to, and is very VERY upset about what ATDT chooses (or doesn’t choose) to post. We asked local psychiatrist, Dr. Keforkian,…
They were simpler times back then (at the beginning of 2020). We started with potatogate and solar minimums: Mashed potatoes arethe spawn of satan!A purple haired bitch said so! Downvoters were revealed and liars lied as always. Then, the coronavirus hit us – it was a “panoramic treat”! We sailed on the seas of dumb…
Our Holiday Nostalgia Extravaganza continues with another oldie but goodie! ‘Twas the end of the year, and although Disqus tried,nary a user read the update; just kneejerkily replied.The Basic Rules and the ToS were outlined with care,in hopes that everyone would soon grow a pair.The whiners still cried that it was unfair,although the forms of…
By popular demand (aka Layne asked for it). NOTE: This may not be the version you’re looking for /Obi Wan The Twelve Days of Disqus On my first day on Disqussome stranger said to me:You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me? On my second day on Disqussome stranger said to me:What channel rules?and You…
In case you missed it, there’s going to be a new U.S. Citizenship test! Here’s a preview: