ALAYNA: Hi, I’m Alayna! I exist only in the mind of some troll!
MARTIN: OMG! Me too! Let’s be best friends!
A: Okay! What shall we do today, bestie?
M: Let’s try to get into Walmart without a mask!
A: Let’s take our guns with us, too!
*CUT TO 20 MINUTES IN THE FUTURE*
NEWSCASTER: Two non-existent people have just been shot to death outside Walmart. The unknown woman is reported to have whispered “rosebud” before she succumbed to her wounds. The unknown man insisted that the world only existed inside a snowglobe, shouted “FREEZE PEACH”, and was then killed by friendly fire from the unknown woman.
THE GHOST OF ALAYNA: Spoiler: “Rosebud” is what I have tattooed over my taint.
THE GHOST OF MARTIN: No, that one says “NO REGRATS”.
THE GHOST OF ALAYNA: Shit.
