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In the aftermath of the United States 2020 elections, As The Disq Turns has managed to secure an interview with a foreign agent who has been running online election interference in the wake of the 2016 elections. To protect the identity of the agent, names, organizations, and places have been changed. ATDT: Welcome to As…
And no, I’m not talking about the worst president in history – I’m referring to ER being banned from News Views! But it’s okay … it’s not like she’s a whiny bitch who whines about being banned because she deserves it or anything, according to herself: But that’s not really accurate, now is it? Good…
That’s right! It’s now Election Day in the US (in my time zone, anyway). Will the Russians fake the election results again? Stay tuned! And if you haven’t done so yet – VOTE, you idiots!
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Pinkie Pie has decided to resign as the AtDT mascot. She will be entering rehab after being found in flagrante delicto in a bath house with Gargamel from the Smurfs. Our new mascot is now El Kabong (and his sidekick Baba Looey): Kabong away!
Place your bets!** **NOTE: No actual bets will be taken. Enjoy at your own risk.
On this holy day (for Christians, no one else gives a fuck), it’s important to remember that nothing in this world is more wrong that cussing! That’s right, AtDT flock, cussin’ is worse than: Raping a child Blaming a child for being raped Beating your wife Racism Sexism Being a complete motherfucking asshole So whatever…