All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
A lot of our troll fans here at As the Disq Turns like to pretend they’ve “blocked” us. They post screenshots of themselves “blocking” a few random individuals who comment here via their Disqus settings (after which they immediately unblock us all so they can screencap our comments) and say that they “blocked AtDT”. Well,…
That’s right, known whiner and titfearer Gerald “Wishin-he-had-a-brain” blocked himself today: Then, he was so embarrassed that he forgot he made that racist sock himself he blamed the eponymous non-entity “ATDT” for it and then pretended to “block ATDT”. Because, as everyone in the world knows, only him and his ilk call people the N-word,…
So, Desert Racist has taken time out of her busy schedule of being racist to make a completely original thread on 1960s music that no one in the world has ever thought to make before! (Oh wait, it’s happened at least a million times since Disqus began and will coninue to happen, but she’s pissed!)…
Forkless was born a poor, black child in the lowlands west of Germany –which are not to be confused with the highlands west of Germany, where you can find all sorts of interesting people, such as: Anyway, being a poor, black child in the West German-adjacent-lowlands was not the easiest thing to be, especially during…
Since the inbred constituents of Buttfuck, Georgia’s 14th Congressional District have elected QAnonist (QAnoner? QAnonass?) weirdo Marjorie Taylor Greene in the House primary, people have been wondering “What the fuck is QAnon?” Well, dear readers, that’s what As the Disq Turns is here for – real news reporting. So, for a quick primer on QAnon,…
So who’s sick of Disqus morons? As we all should be! So here’s a little fun instead. Which news story makes you hate 2020 a little less? In this corner, we have “German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop at Berlin lake“. An excerpt: “Because the bag contained his laptop, he gave it his…
We here at AtDT are always concerned about the well being of our fans, especially the mentally vulnerable ones who obviously have some kind of mental disorder. This week, we’re going to discuss: Some of our biggest fans exemplify this disorder. Example of strange, outlandish, and paranoid beliefs: Examples of extreme anxiety in social situations…
In addition: And, in conclusion: Stop crying. It’s okay not to be able to post here, really.** **DISCLAIMER: Nᴏᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴏɴ AᴛDT ᴍᴀʏ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛʜᴜʀᴛ, ᴇxᴄᴇssɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴅɪᴘsʜɪᴛᴛᴇʀʏ. Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ sᴜᴘᴇʀᴠɪsɪᴏɴ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ʙᴇɢɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ…
ALAYNA: Hi, I’m Alayna! I exist only in the mind of some troll! MARTIN: OMG! Me too! Let’s be best friends! A: Okay! What shall we do today, bestie? M: Let’s try to get into Walmart without a mask! A: Let’s take our guns with us, too! *CUT TO 20 MINUTES IN THE FUTURE* NEWSCASTER:…
Looks like everyone’s favorite “self-published” Kindle “book” is getting a sequel! In Succubus 2: The Hydroxycholoroquine Factor, a new character, Dr. (I’m not a real doctor, I have a degree from a Cracker Jack box … in Science!) Stella Immanuel attempts to cure people of Succubus possession by using a drug she found for 5…
People (especially those who look like Jeffrey Epstein post mortem) seem to be having difficulty understanding how NOT to get featured on As the Disq Turns. It’s very simple: Especially don’t threaten to shut a forum down for the hundred millionth time, while then contradicting yourself saying you really don’t want to shut it down,…
The Great Outdoorsman has banned our own Leslie Lannister! For those unfamiliar, TGO is a forum filled with pre-pubescent boys talking about assblasting, shitting, and necrophilia. But why was Leslie banned? Was someone offended on behalf of Yoko Ono? But wait! What is this about? Is there some kind of strange love triangle here between…