As the Disq Turns

Category: PSA

  • A PSA from the Make Wishy Cry Foundation

    A PSA from the Make Wishy Cry Foundation

    Here at ATDT, we like to give back to the community. This is why we support the Make Wishy Cry Foundation – a collective that helps trolls of all kinds whine about dumb shit for the world’s amusement.

    There are many simple ways to donate, such as:

    ✪ Existing while having a gold star emoji

    ✪ Being All-Star adjacent

    ✪ Making comments on an open thread

    ✪ Banning obvious trolls

    That’s right – for just one comment or tag a day, you can help a troll lose their fucking minds. Donate a comment or tag today on any Disqus channel and see results immediately!

  • What’s that coming over the hill? IS IT MY UPVOTES?! Get in the car!

    What’s that coming over the hill? IS IT MY UPVOTES?! Get in the car!

    They’re BAAAAAAACK!

    I feel like we’ve returned to a golden age, one before a fat moron was elected by bought votes and stupid people. A happier time. A better time. (With the exception of Ferd kicking the bucket more recently – that was fucking GREAT.)

    And just because it’s fucking hilarious, here’s a doctor telling wishes-he-had-a-working-penis that he’s an idiot:

  • Is imitation really the sincerest form of flattery?

    Is imitation really the sincerest form of flattery?

    Not on realms! On realms, imitation is a sad, Russian bot talking to itself and tagging people!

    As the Disq Turns – post it 3 times on realms and Bloody Mary appears!

    Don’t be fooled by sad sack imitations! Accept no substitutes! Subscribe to the real As the Disq Turns today!

  • Welcome, new AtDT mascot!

    Welcome, new AtDT mascot!

    Pinkie Pie has decided to resign as the AtDT mascot. She will be entering rehab after being found in flagrante delicto in a bath house with Gargamel from the Smurfs. Our new mascot is now El Kabong (and his sidekick Baba Looey):

    Kabong away!

  • A brief PSA on “cussing”

    A brief PSA on “cussing”

    On this holy day (for Christians, no one else gives a fuck), it’s important to remember that nothing in this world is more wrong that cussing!

    That’s right, AtDT flock, cussin’ is worse than:

    • Raping a child
    • Blaming a child for being raped
    • Beating your wife
    • Racism
    • Sexism
    • Being a complete motherfucking asshole

    So whatever you do, don’t cuss, you pieces of shit!

  • Spotting Incelery in the Wild

    Spotting Incelery in the Wild

    An incel is a loser who can’t get laid, mainly because they are convinced they’re entitled to sex even though they’re massively unattractive and don’t even have a decent personality to make up for it. They are also known as “nice guys”.

    One way to spot an incel is that they get extremely angry when you turn them down for sex (or even just ban them from a discussion forum).

    Or, even if you’re a piece of shit they don’t want to fuck. HOW DARE THEY?
    OH NO! Is your hand broken? Can you not afford a fleshlight? Is whining on the internet about not getting laid what “it’s like to be a man”?
    Sorry, you’re just an asshole. Maybe you should look into men instead.

    Another way to spot an incel, according to some British Orthodontists (not an oxymoron, apparently), is that they have no discernible chin and turn to YouTube to remedy this:

    Of course, the easiest method is to spot them being run-of-the-mill misogynist pigs.

    [See this entire post about pedopologists for examples: Bulgingsnake vs. Wishin-he-wasn’t-a-pedopologist Deathmatch!]

    Incels on the internet are abundant. Now that you’re armed with the information you need, you’ll be able to spot them immediately!

    Good Luck!

  • Blocking AtDT: You Can Really Do It If You Try!

    Blocking AtDT: You Can Really Do It If You Try!

    A lot of our troll fans here at As the Disq Turns like to pretend they’ve “blocked” us. They post screenshots of themselves “blocking” a few random individuals who comment here via their Disqus settings (after which they immediately unblock us all so they can screencap our comments) and say that they “blocked AtDT”. Well, AtDT is a website, not an individual, so faux-blocking a few individuals will not block As the Disq Turns, as anyone who isn’t dumb as a box of rocks understands.

    If you actually want to block AtDT, here’s how to do it.

    Download/install any of the following and and block asthedisqturns.com:

    Stop paying lip service to blocking As the Disq Turns and actually do it!

  • So, you want to be able to post on AtDT

    So, you want to be able to post on AtDT

    In addition:

    And, in conclusion:

    Stop crying. It’s okay not to be able to post here, really.**

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbUGaqmUG2E
    Unless you smell like poo, which unfortunately most of you beggars do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    **DISCLAIMER: Nᴏᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴏɴ AᴛDT ᴍᴀʏ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛʜᴜʀᴛ, ᴇxᴄᴇssɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴅɪᴘsʜɪᴛᴛᴇʀʏ. Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ sᴜᴘᴇʀᴠɪsɪᴏɴ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ʙᴇɢɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ғᴏʀ ғᴜᴄᴋ’s sᴀᴋᴇ, ɢʀᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴡʜɪɴɪɴɢ.

  • How to not get featured on AtDT

    How to not get featured on AtDT

    People (especially those who look like Jeffrey Epstein post mortem) seem to be having difficulty understanding how NOT to get featured on As the Disq Turns. It’s very simple:

    Especially don’t threaten to shut a forum down for the hundred millionth time, while then contradicting yourself saying you really don’t want to shut it down, while it’s obvious that you really, really do … not that it will ever happen!

    Steps you can take to stop being a fucking asshole include:

    • Stop calling women “girls”
    • Stop pretending that women who don’t want to fuck you are actually men – men don’t want to fuck you, either
    • Stop accusing other people of harassment when that’s all you do all day every day
    • Stop making sad, empty, meaningless threats — (wait, this is hilarious and gives us even more to post about – keep doing it)
    • Stop posting on the internet
    • If none of these suggestions help, just stop being you.

    Hope that helps! If you need more information about how to stop being an asshole, click here.

    As the Disq Turns – we’re here to help make you better people. ™

  • How to survive being banned from a troll forum

    How to survive being banned from a troll forum

    So, you’ve been “banned” from posting somewhere you never wanted to post anyway. How can you survive this affront?

    Step 1: Laugh your fucking ass off

    There’s nothing funnier than some troll thinking being “banned” from their site, where you’ve never posted or wanted to post, is “punishment”.

    Step 2: Laugh even harder

    Okay, maybe there’s one thing funnier – watching the same troll whine and cry about being downvoted and flagged by you, when you’ve never flagged or downvoted its dumb ass

    Step 3: Donate to AtDT

    AtDT is here to make it easy for you to laugh at trolls. Show us some love! (And it will really piss them off, too.)

  • An important message from AtDT

    An important message from AtDT

    In this time of pandemics and racial unrest, it’s important to remember that Disqus is SO MUCH WORSE! #1stworldtrollproblems

    Remember when…

    Ferd (and others) cried like a little bitch about All Stars on some random site on the internet? I assume this was the start of his fake “heart problems”:

    Deb made a petition whining about something or other Disqus-related?

    I made fun of stupid petitions by making my own petition and the trolls went [more] insane?

    Wishin’-he-had-a-penis didn’t know (a) what harassment is, (b) how to look up an address on Google, and (c) what “forthcoming” means?

    Make sure to take off your masks, guys! You all know what’s happening in the real world is a false flag operation to distract for everything that’s wrong with Disqus!

  • An AtDT Public Service Announcement

    Are you being harassed by a loudmouthed self-doxxing moron, her bald felon alter-ego, and her band of incel white knights hoping to get laid?

    Report ’em!

    To Disqus: TOS violation form

    To Blogger: Harassment and Bullying form

    And don’t forget to order from the AtDT shop before the sale ends! You don’t want to miss out on our two bestselling items: