All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
Here at ATDT, we like to give back to the community. This is why we support the Make Wishy Cry Foundation – a collective that helps trolls of all kinds whine about dumb shit for the world’s amusement. There are many simple ways to donate, such as: ✪ Existing while having a gold star emoji…
They’re BAAAAAAACK! I feel like we’ve returned to a golden age, one before a fat moron was elected by bought votes and stupid people. A happier time. A better time. (With the exception of Ferd kicking the bucket more recently – that was fucking GREAT.) And just because it’s fucking hilarious, here’s a doctor telling…
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Pinkie Pie has decided to resign as the AtDT mascot. She will be entering rehab after being found in flagrante delicto in a bath house with Gargamel from the Smurfs. Our new mascot is now El Kabong (and his sidekick Baba Looey): Kabong away!
On this holy day (for Christians, no one else gives a fuck), it’s important to remember that nothing in this world is more wrong that cussing! That’s right, AtDT flock, cussin’ is worse than: Raping a child Blaming a child for being raped Beating your wife Racism Sexism Being a complete motherfucking asshole So whatever…
An incel is a loser who can’t get laid, mainly because they are convinced they’re entitled to sex even though they’re massively unattractive and don’t even have a decent personality to make up for it. They are also known as “nice guys”. One way to spot an incel is that they get extremely angry when…
A lot of our troll fans here at As the Disq Turns like to pretend they’ve “blocked” us. They post screenshots of themselves “blocking” a few random individuals who comment here via their Disqus settings (after which they immediately unblock us all so they can screencap our comments) and say that they “blocked AtDT”. Well,…
In addition: And, in conclusion: Stop crying. It’s okay not to be able to post here, really.** **DISCLAIMER: Nᴏᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴏɴ AᴛDT ᴍᴀʏ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛʜᴜʀᴛ, ᴇxᴄᴇssɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴅɪᴘsʜɪᴛᴛᴇʀʏ. Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ sᴜᴘᴇʀᴠɪsɪᴏɴ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ʙᴇɢɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ…
People (especially those who look like Jeffrey Epstein post mortem) seem to be having difficulty understanding how NOT to get featured on As the Disq Turns. It’s very simple: Especially don’t threaten to shut a forum down for the hundred millionth time, while then contradicting yourself saying you really don’t want to shut it down,…
So, you’ve been “banned” from posting somewhere you never wanted to post anyway. How can you survive this affront? Step 1: Laugh your fucking ass off There’s nothing funnier than some troll thinking being “banned” from their site, where you’ve never posted or wanted to post, is “punishment”. Step 2: Laugh even harder Okay, maybe…
In this time of pandemics and racial unrest, it’s important to remember that Disqus is SO MUCH WORSE! #1stworldtrollproblems Remember when… Ferd (and others) cried like a little bitch about All Stars on some random site on the internet? I assume this was the start of his fake “heart problems”: Deb made a petition whining…
Are you being harassed by a loudmouthed self-doxxing moron, her bald felon alter-ego, and her band of incel white knights hoping to get laid? Report ’em! To Disqus: TOS violation form To Blogger: Harassment and Bullying form And don’t forget to order from the AtDT shop before the sale ends! You don’t want to miss…