All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
5 things that never happened: Channels still exist? And people are complaining about them? Huh. So will Ferd be doing all this stuff he pretends other people are doing before or after his next fake heart attack? Thanks for helping Wishy to report those TOS violations, random troll who’s totally Ryan! Did the interweb police…
They were simpler times back then (at the beginning of 2020). We started with potatogate and solar minimums: Mashed potatoes arethe spawn of satan!A purple haired bitch said so! Downvoters were revealed and liars lied as always. Then, the coronavirus hit us – it was a “panoramic treat”! We sailed on the seas of dumb…
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On this holy day (for Christians, no one else gives a fuck), it’s important to remember that nothing in this world is more wrong that cussing! That’s right, AtDT flock, cussin’ is worse than: Raping a child Blaming a child for being raped Beating your wife Racism Sexism Being a complete motherfucking asshole So whatever…
Wow, we must be really awful people for screencapping what trolls say online! You know, stuff like this: Or when someone pretends (badly) to not be a racist pig and gets upset when they’re called out: Or my personal favorite, people whose every comment is completely fucking racist and/or idiotic: But pointing out these trolls…
…because it’s worked every other time he’s threatened AtDT – oh wait This pathetic troll is awed and fascinated by the size of Forkless’s e-peen. You can just see the drool drip down his face at the thought of butting up against Forkless’s manhood: And he’s still pretending he “blocks AtDT“. Bless. Maybe he should…
It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns exists (even though it’s always said why in the description). Good job, guys! Don’t worry, we promise to ease you into the purpose of The Onion so you don’t hurt yourselves!
So, you’ve been “banned” from posting somewhere you never wanted to post anyway. How can you survive this affront? Step 1: Laugh your fucking ass off There’s nothing funnier than some troll thinking being “banned” from their site, where you’ve never posted or wanted to post, is “punishment”. Step 2: Laugh even harder Okay, maybe…
M’lud may it please the court, I would like to present some new information about a local troll. It has been assumed that Desert Woman (aka @disqus_K7CYOswAe3) is one of Pudendum’s billion socks due to the blatant racism and antisemitism “she” constantly spouts. However, the Google machine thinks otherwise: Let’s see. So is MC: Racist?…
EAST DUMBFUCK: Trolls, who constantly whined about ATDT on a daily basis, are now up in arms because there haven’t been any new posts in a while: Don’t worry! ATDT is still alive and kicking! Thanks for pointing out what your blogs are like, guys — boring and samey. You forgot filled with racists, though!…
