As the Disq Turns

Tag: trolls

  • 5 things that never happened, and 1 that (unfortunately) did

    5 things that never happened, and 1 that (unfortunately) did

    5 things that never happened:

    • Channels still exist? And people are complaining about them? Huh.
    • So will Ferd be doing all this stuff he pretends other people are doing before or after his next fake heart attack?
    • Thanks for helping Wishy to report those TOS violations, random troll who’s totally Ryan!
    • Did the interweb police hoist him on their shoulders and start a parade after he “took down” the site, too?
    • Someone’s “daughter” pretended their “mother” died and magically logged into her Disqus account so she could tell all the trolls about it. PROTIP: If all your internet “friends” are pretending to die to get away from you, it’s probably because you’re an asshole.

    And one thing that did happen:

    My EYES!!!!!

  • 2020 ATDT Highlights

    2020 ATDT Highlights

    They were simpler times back then (at the beginning of 2020). We started with potatogate and solar minimums:

    Mashed potatoes are
    the spawn of satan!
    A purple haired bitch said so!

    Downvoters were revealed and liars lied as always.

    Then, the coronavirus hit us – it was a “panoramic treat”!

    We sailed on the seas of dumb ships, and several new ATDT shows began, including:

    We got trolls’ hopes up by moving to a new webhost. Even Harvey Sphincter showed up!

    Several hilarious feuds commenced, some with people who don’t exist.

    Trolls took no responsibility for their own actions. Oh, and lots of dregs.

    And, most importantly, we got rid of the biggest troll of them all.

    Here’s to looking forward to 2021!

  • Is imitation really the sincerest form of flattery?

    Is imitation really the sincerest form of flattery?

    Not on realms! On realms, imitation is a sad, Russian bot talking to itself and tagging people!

    As the Disq Turns – post it 3 times on realms and Bloody Mary appears!

    Don’t be fooled by sad sack imitations! Accept no substitutes! Subscribe to the real As the Disq Turns today!

  • A brief PSA on “cussing”

    A brief PSA on “cussing”

    On this holy day (for Christians, no one else gives a fuck), it’s important to remember that nothing in this world is more wrong that cussing!

    That’s right, AtDT flock, cussin’ is worse than:

    • Raping a child
    • Blaming a child for being raped
    • Beating your wife
    • Racism
    • Sexism
    • Being a complete motherfucking asshole

    So whatever you do, don’t cuss, you pieces of shit!

  • How dare AtDT quote trolls verbatim?!

    Wow, we must be really awful people for screencapping what trolls say online!

    You know, stuff like this:

    Stop doxxing yourself, moron.

    Or when someone pretends (badly) to not be a racist pig and gets upset when they’re called out:

    Or my personal favorite, people whose every comment is completely fucking racist and/or idiotic:

    The only “traitor” to the human race (and common decency) is you, Nurse Ratchet.
    PROTIPS: There were no protests because the shooter was caught and brought to justice immediately. The only lives that don’t matter are racist fucks’ lives like yours. HTH

    But pointing out these trolls and showing the world what they said is BAD, mmmkay? So definitely don’t post more of their idiocy in the comments, because that would be wrong!

  • Pathetic troll threatens to take AtDT down…again

    Pathetic troll threatens to take AtDT down…again

    …because it’s worked every other time he’s threatened AtDT – oh wait

    This pathetic troll is awed and fascinated by the size of Forkless’s e-peen. You can just see the drool drip down his face at the thought of butting up against Forkless’s manhood:

    And he’s still pretending he “blocks AtDT“. Bless.

    Maybe he should call in a fake Zeta sock – oh wait

    He and this guy should get together. Wait, now they can be together forever!

    Now for sale!

    It’s a happy ending!

  • NEWSFLASH: Idiots finally understand AtDT!

    NEWSFLASH: Idiots finally understand AtDT!

    It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns exists (even though it’s always said why in the description).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fx_iuAn3LU
    Actual video of the realization hitting trolltown.

    Good job, guys!

    Don’t worry, we promise to ease you into the purpose of The Onion so you don’t hurt yourselves!

  • How to survive being banned from a troll forum

    How to survive being banned from a troll forum

    So, you’ve been “banned” from posting somewhere you never wanted to post anyway. How can you survive this affront?

    Step 1: Laugh your fucking ass off

    There’s nothing funnier than some troll thinking being “banned” from their site, where you’ve never posted or wanted to post, is “punishment”.

    Step 2: Laugh even harder

    Okay, maybe there’s one thing funnier – watching the same troll whine and cry about being downvoted and flagged by you, when you’ve never flagged or downvoted its dumb ass

    Step 3: Donate to AtDT

    AtDT is here to make it easy for you to laugh at trolls. Show us some love! (And it will really piss them off, too.)

  • Troll & Disorder

    Troll & Disorder

    M’lud may it please the court, I would like to present some new information about a local troll. It has been assumed that Desert Woman (aka @disqus_K7CYOswAe3) is one of Pudendum’s billion socks due to the blatant racism and antisemitism “she” constantly spouts. However, the Google machine thinks otherwise:

    EXHIBIT A
    EXHIBIT B

    Let’s see. So is MC:

    Racist? Check
    Anti-Semitic? Check
    A Fucking Moron? Check

    Google and I rest our case.

    Rebuttals welcome.

  • Choose your conspiracy theory!

    Choose your conspiracy theory!

    We know which one wishywashy picked!

  • Newsflash: Trolls miss ATDT!

    Newsflash: Trolls miss ATDT!

    EAST DUMBFUCK: Trolls, who constantly whined about ATDT on a daily basis, are now up in arms because there haven’t been any new posts in a while:

    Don’t worry! ATDT is still alive and kicking!

    Thanks for pointing out what your blogs are like, guys — boring and samey. You forgot filled with racists, though! HI SWEATTY!

    Grandma Meth, one of the loudest complainers about ATDT, has been visiting ATDT on a daily basis (as usual). A reliable source tells ATDT that Paul is just sad because a certain someone isn’t showing him her tits. This is because she’s been getting it on with Granny and ATDT on the side.

    In other news, Granny Meth thinks that the Deathwatch channel, channels about SciFi TV, music channels, and every other channel was a “satire” “blog”, proving once again she has no idea what satire is.

    It’s only satire when people say fake nice things about you when you die, Granny. Hopefully, that will be soon. Thanks Coronavirus!

    So there’s no need to fear, trolls! ATDT is here to laugh at you, as always.

  • Take the “Serial Killer or Troll?” Quiz!

    Take the “Serial Killer or Troll?” Quiz!

    Not even they can tell the difference.