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Our Holiday Nostalgia Extravaganza continues with another oldie but goodie! ‘Twas the end of the year, and although Disqus tried,nary a user read the update; just kneejerkily replied.The Basic Rules and the ToS were outlined with care,in hopes that everyone would soon grow a pair.The whiners still cried that it was unfair,although the forms of…
By popular demand (aka Layne asked for it). NOTE: This may not be the version you’re looking for /Obi Wan The Twelve Days of Disqus On my first day on Disqussome stranger said to me:You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me? On my second day on Disqussome stranger said to me:What channel rules?and You…
In case you missed it, there’s going to be a new U.S. Citizenship test! Here’s a preview:
That’s right, everyone! It’s coming up on White Sunday, the day for racists to get good deals on the internet! For only $250.00, they can be their usual Fake Christian (and Fake Jewish) selves and buy some of these (because all their old threats are stale and sad at this point): Don’t forget to stock…
Be thankful you’re not a racist piece of shit, like these folks: Be thankful you didn’t get caught pretending to be black and gay when you’re a fat, white incel: Be thankful you’re not these idiots: But most of all, be thankful that AtDT will always be here for your “laughing at morons” needs!
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It’s been a while since the last “official” Dregs of Disqus post, and the fodder has been building up! First off election madness! And by “madness” I mean complete and utter delusion: P.S. Here’s a video of what it’s like reading your posts, wishisfullofshit: But wait! It’s Obama’s fault that some racist couldn’t watch a…
In the aftermath of the United States 2020 elections, As The Disq Turns has managed to secure an interview with a foreign agent who has been running online election interference in the wake of the 2016 elections. To protect the identity of the agent, names, organizations, and places have been changed. ATDT: Welcome to As…
And no, I’m not talking about the worst president in history – I’m referring to ER being banned from News Views! But it’s okay … it’s not like she’s a whiny bitch who whines about being banned because she deserves it or anything, according to herself: But that’s not really accurate, now is it? Good…
That’s right! It’s now Election Day in the US (in my time zone, anyway). Will the Russians fake the election results again? Stay tuned! And if you haven’t done so yet – VOTE, you idiots!
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