All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
Meanwhile, in some alternate reality… Mahatmashitbag presents (to himself, apparently) an alternate history of Disqus, rife with leftist conspiracies! Then, some gumby* attempts to rewrite the bit about how shitbag’s myriad of socks were spammed — PROTIP: It was solely because he’s a spammer who tagged people incessantly and HAD A SHITLOAD OF SOCK ACCOUNTS:…
That’s right, AtDTers! Everyone’s favorite agony aunt is back to answer your [mainly rhetorical] questions about stuff and things! Dear Aunt Coccyx: What’s an agony aunt?–Loser in Lambeth Loser: It’s who your parents go to see for some discipline because they’re sick of hearing you touch yourself all day in their basement while whining about…
Previously on Disqlandia, Little Red Riding hood twirled and “sang” (screeched) into Bleatington and was greeted with enthusiasm by that old witch who loved Red’s voice: Meanwhile, Micromind had gotten tired of other people on soap boxes as he claimed he could be the only one on a soap box. He started lighting other peoples’…
You can now share your obsession with As the Disq Turns with the whole world by purchasing real life AtDT swag! That’s right! You can rub a piece of AtDT against your body in the privacy of your own basement dwelling! Have you been obsessively whining about everything that happens on this channel since channel…
That’s right, folks! Here it is in black and white: Does it, now? Huh.I beg to differ, dumbass But wait! There’s more idiotsplaining! Something about Fortnite! And real names (which no one uses and we can still have ONLY ONE FUCKING USERNAME ON DISQUS THAT’S NOT OUR REAL NAME, it’s not hard, vuppster!) And? Who…
Previously on Disqlandia Micromind consumed the golden chickens… little did he know they were just spray painted gold and had no powers Frustrated again he stood upon his soap box in Bleatingtons town square, now claiming he was a spokes person for Disqlandia and could invite people into others homes, unfortunately no one heard him…
Once again, some moron upset himself because he assumed I’m male based on my avatar. Yes, that’s right, a person who’s avatar IS NOT EVEN HUMAN is upset that MY AVATAR IS A MALE AND I AM NOT. (Not to mention they think it’s Vincent Price, but that’s a whole other issue… *looks pointedly at…
Disqus Piracy? Disqus Conspiracy? Porque no los dos? All the post comment counts are gone, so now we all look like a typical post on one of MC’s “blogs”. But at least they’re showing downvotes now…except they’re wimping out and not showing who’s downvoting. Come on, Disqus! You can sell tickets to the drama +…
Well, the book, anyway. The radio program started the year before. Episode 1:
My ass may have a hole in it, but that doesn’t make it a bagel, Philly! If only! I would have bought a downvote bot directly from Disqus ages ago! Unfortunately, only weirdo stalkers like tommy make them.
