All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
Are complete morons tagging you to ask you stupid questions that they already know the answers to? Is a complete racist being completely racist on the internet? Is some old woman making up shit again? Reply with a GIF here! I’ll begin: Moron #1: Reply to Moron #1: Moron #2: Reply to Moron #2: Moron…
So many dregs, so little time! Part I: Trouble in Paradise First off, we have the whiny, misogynistic, idiotic, Munchausen-by-Internet, self-proclaimed “nice guys” love triangle no one wanted, Meaka, Paul, and DTX, dashed to pieces on the shores of Meaka’s constant stupidity. Summary: Moms: Hell no. Doxxing people with your crazy boyfriend’s help: A-OK! If…
We here at As the Disq Turns welcome contributions by new authors, such as this stunning work of fiction by Timmy “Spy” McBrain-Damage, titled “Avatar: The Budget Version” (soon to be a video on YouTube presented by a forehead and a bottle of mustard): Wait, is “avatar coccyx” a sock or not? I’m so confused….
And now, for a post unrelated to morons on the internet, we have “What’s good on TV?” (because people really seem to want recommendations). “TV” can include internet shows, too, because I’m nice like that. My current faves: Mr Robot (the final season), #sadface Watchmen, #lolpoorracists The Mandalorian, #thingsbabyyodadoes I got through 3 episodes of…
We here at ATDT are thankful every day that we aren’t racist pieces of shit like this: That’s right! We only pay lip service to being decent, non-racist human beings so tommy won’t get in trouble! And we’re also grateful for the morons we get to laugh at every day. Have a great Turkey Day,…
Hey guys, I’m putting my special “Disqus Protection Team” up for sale because they haven’t done shit to protect me from the trolls and idiots who use their service. Cases in point: You can have ’em, Whiny McWhinersons! $5 or best offer. If I don’t get any offers within the next hour, I’m leaving them…
Happy Birthday to Leslei.Lannister, All Star Extraordinaire! Not only can she make trolls cry, she also fills out one of these beautifully: And I daresay she’s held a door open for more than one person in her whole life! Just because she’s THAT AWESOME (and not a pathetic piece of trash who thinks doing so…
Boy oh boy do we have some delusion going on here, and it’s not all Meaka this time (though she’s still deluding herself): No you’re not even remotely sick of it. It’s your whole life. When other trolls are calling you out on your lies and attention whoring, maybe you should pay attention, sweetie: LMAO…
That’s right! It’s a day and a quarter (ish) until “JOS” supposedly “doxes” me! The “threat”: THE COUNTDOWN UNTIL FAKE JOS FAKE DOXES ME IS ALMOST UP AND SO IS THAT T-SHIRT! AND IT MADE SOME FRIENDS! Oh look, what’s that coming over the hill! IT’S SOME T-SHIRTS! GET IN THE CAR!
I am ecstatic to be here with you today to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. I am deeply honored that you have chosen me to join the ranks of MLK, Mother Theresa, and Mandela to receive this commendation for my efforts to bring together those who, shall we say, missed the brain handout line because…
I’m just a helpless girl in a big ‘ol world with no white knights to protect me! *sniffles* *hocks a loogie* *looks in the tissue* All I’m doing is posting adorable cat pics like these!Now available at the ATDT shop! OMG look how cute! And this one, too!Also available at the ATDT shop! Why does…
