All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
Since the movie theaters reopened to show new movies instead of old ones here, I’ve covered myself in Lysol and seen four movies. I only really liked one of them, and it wasn’t Tenet (which was fine, but I know Inception, sir, and it was no Inception). It was The Personal History of David Copperfield….
An incel is a loser who can’t get laid, mainly because they are convinced they’re entitled to sex even though they’re massively unattractive and don’t even have a decent personality to make up for it. They are also known as “nice guys”. One way to spot an incel is that they get extremely angry when…
Are you sick of pedos doubling down on defending other pedos? Take a pedo break and refresh yourself with the latest edition of NEWSFIGHT! In this corner, we have “Things you should never buy on Etsy”: Versus “Someone’s never seen a real one” in this corner: And catty-corner, we have a special mention: It’s nice…
Oh look! Some idiot’s given Bulgingsnake an ultimatum. Why? Who knows? More importantly, who cares? It’s just hilarious: But wait, there’s more! This is the same idiot who encourages pedophilia: LOSER =WISHIN, as always! Go ban some more people who don’t give a fuck from your “realms”, sweetie! Maybe, someday, tommy will even come back…
Today’s dregs are whining about movies & tv: But wait, there’s even more dumbassery about this! “THEY WANT TO REWRITE HISTORY”…you mean like rewriting the whole bit about the Manson Family killing Sharon Tate? That revision? That one’s okay, is it? And an extra added bonus from everyone’s least favorite racist – have a dash…
A lot of our troll fans here at As the Disq Turns like to pretend they’ve “blocked” us. They post screenshots of themselves “blocking” a few random individuals who comment here via their Disqus settings (after which they immediately unblock us all so they can screencap our comments) and say that they “blocked AtDT”. Well,…
That’s right, known whiner and titfearer Gerald “Wishin-he-had-a-brain” blocked himself today: Then, he was so embarrassed that he forgot he made that racist sock himself he blamed the eponymous non-entity “ATDT” for it and then pretended to “block ATDT”. Because, as everyone in the world knows, only him and his ilk call people the N-word,…
So, Desert Racist has taken time out of her busy schedule of being racist to make a completely original thread on 1960s music that no one in the world has ever thought to make before! (Oh wait, it’s happened at least a million times since Disqus began and will coninue to happen, but she’s pissed!)…
Forkless was born a poor, black child in the lowlands west of Germany –which are not to be confused with the highlands west of Germany, where you can find all sorts of interesting people, such as: Anyway, being a poor, black child in the West German-adjacent-lowlands was not the easiest thing to be, especially during…
Since the inbred constituents of Buttfuck, Georgia’s 14th Congressional District have elected QAnonist (QAnoner? QAnonass?) weirdo Marjorie Taylor Greene in the House primary, people have been wondering “What the fuck is QAnon?” Well, dear readers, that’s what As the Disq Turns is here for – real news reporting. So, for a quick primer on QAnon,…
So who’s sick of Disqus morons? As we all should be! So here’s a little fun instead. Which news story makes you hate 2020 a little less? In this corner, we have “German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop at Berlin lake“. An excerpt: “Because the bag contained his laptop, he gave it his…
We here at AtDT are always concerned about the well being of our fans, especially the mentally vulnerable ones who obviously have some kind of mental disorder. This week, we’re going to discuss: Some of our biggest fans exemplify this disorder. Example of strange, outlandish, and paranoid beliefs: Examples of extreme anxiety in social situations…