Author: Coccyx

So many dregs, so little time!

Part I: Trouble in Paradise

First off, we have the whiny, misogynistic, idiotic, Munchausen-by-Internet, self-proclaimed “nice guys” love triangle no one wanted, Meaka, Paul, and DTX, dashed to pieces on the shores of Meaka’s constant stupidity.

Summary: Moms: Hell no. Doxxing people with your crazy boyfriend’s help: A-OK!

If only that were true, Meaka. You have never spent LESS time on Disqus. Ever.

It’s the same thing that’s going on in Meaka’s mind at all times, Pinky: “PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

Takes a super troll to know a super troll, sweetie.

We really didn’t need to hear about your fantasies, Paul.

But at least one self-hating woman is the voice of reason:

And it’s always the same set of shitty songs, too. And don’t forget the cat pics and sudden interest in animals that pops up at the same time!

Too bad she still hits on morons on the internet every day. But I suppose a gal’s gotta make a living in addition to social security!

And speaking of social security, we’ve got another utter lie in print, courtesy of Wishin He Had More Than One Working Brain Cell:

LOLOLOLOL “Drama Free” LOLOLOLOL “safe from harassment and stalking” LOLOLOLOLOL “entertaining, educational and informative” CAN’T BREATHE, LAUGHING TOO HARD, CALL AMBULANCE

But oh, no! There’s more trouble in paradise! CLASS ACTION SUIT AHOY!

Are “trolls” and “racists who pretend other people are racists” protected classes now?

So many words to say “BAAAAAAAAAAAW YOU BANNED MY FRIENDS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW I’M BUTTHURT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!”

Part II: Eye Bleach

Wishin He Wasn’t a Massive Hypocrite, aka the self-proclaimed “nicest person evah” tells us all his sexual fantasies about Gus (and vice versa):

PROTIP: You’re not making yourself look any better by admitting you’re a drunken wife beater, Gerald.

…pictures you obvously masturbate to.

Okay, this is accurate. I got nothin’

See? Told you!

When even Bulgingsnake thinks you’re a moron, that clinches it:

And we couldn’t get away without some granny eye bleach:

You’re welcome! See ya next time!

Boy oh boy do we have some delusion going on here, and it’s not all Meaka this time (though she’s still deluding herself):

No you’re not even remotely sick of it. It’s your whole life.

When other trolls are calling you out on your lies and attention whoring, maybe you should pay attention, sweetie:

LMAO

Uh oh! I wonder if she, uh I mean JOS, is going to threaten to dox me again because I screencapped her avatar with her picture in it! WHAT SHALL I DO? I know!

Next up, we have a delusional racist, sexist, piece of shit complaining about someone else “name calling”:

So, how are those “house negroes” you like to talk about all the time, MC?

And granny being her usual delusional self, but we’re used to that:
Um, you know Disqus started in 2007 and that was present on websites way the fuck before channels existed, right? … Granny? … Are you asleep in the gruel again?

But the most hilarious is “nice guy” Wishy, who thinks that purchasing four mail order wives entitles him to … something? Being a complete dick on the internet? Is that what a “nice guy” is? PROTIP: Actual nice guys don’t have to tell people they’re nice guys because they just are. Only complete assholes say they’re “nice guys”.
You should have read the advice Dan Savage gave you, honey.

Also, I’m sure Disqus was absolutely crushed that The Daily Nazi “left” (read: was kicked off Disqus for hate speech, like Breitbarf). Also, tommy said he likes having a finger up his ass while you’re sucking his dick, wishy. You’re not trying hard enough.

Who do you think you’re fooling? Even Vuppe isn’t that much of an idiot.

What other self-delusion have we missed this week? Let us know in the comments!