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Today in Alternate History Today in Alternate History, the song Jolene was actually written in the 19th century by Giuseppe Verdi. It was originally in Italian and it was a sad story about how his cat got kidnapped by aliens. This has been Today in Alternate History. Don’t forget the AtDT Store Sale! Thru 11/11!
Everything in the AtDT Store’s 35% off from November 8th – 11th! So you can get that G6 mug you’ve always wanted while feeling better about offsetting Teepublic’s ridiculous shipping fees and annoying those trolls! Our bestsellers will still be available, including everyone’s latest fave: Plus a couple of new offerings: Get them before they’re…
For sale now and in perpetuity:Available in hoodies, stickers, mugs, pillows, pins, tapestries, etc!! In case you can’t read it, here it is in non-sale form: This one’s going to be my best seller, I can feel it! I’m thinking this will be my next design: What do you think, guys? EDITED TO ADD:
It seems as though certain people (Jaye – how dare you!) think my shop is fake. It’s totes real and trolls and fans alike should buy all my shit! Here are some new items just for you guys! Of course, all the old favorites are still available. I’m also taking suggestions for new items in…
From the ATDT archives. Originally posted May 2016 You may not know this, but I, one of your lovely moderators here on As the Disq Turns, used to be the headmistress of Miss Coccyx’s Flop House and School for Burgeoning Internet Attention Whores. I’ve seen a lot of attention whores come and go and can…
Once upon a time, Little Lurker Gerald lurked somewhere he really, really wanted to be a part of, but where no one liked him so he couldn’t participate. Yep, keep on using this gif I made, guys! Shows how much you adore me! XD The reason no one liked him is because he was a…
In an attempt to give our haters a voice, we here at ATDT have decided to start a new section called “Whiner’s Voices”, in which we ask a question and let our most vocal whiners answer it. Question: Why do you keep visiting As the Disq Turns if you hate it so much? Answers: What…
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a crazy old woman in possession of a trailer in Anderson, CA must be in want of meth. “Perhaps if I tell Mr. Saeed, uh, I mean Mr. Paul, things he (and everyone in the known universe) already knows, he’ll finally take me out behind the woodshed and…
This week’s topic: Absolution ab·so·lu·tion /ˌabsəˈl(y)o͞oSH(ə)n/ noun formal release from guilt, obligation, or punishment. My dear friends, trolls, and inexplicable hangers-on, I am here today to speak to you about absolution. Yea, I’m talking about forgiveness for former Disqus sins, which I’ve probably forgotten the particulars of at this point or didn’t really give a…
Meanwhile, in some alternate reality… Mahatmashitbag presents (to himself, apparently) an alternate history of Disqus, rife with leftist conspiracies! Then, some gumby* attempts to rewrite the bit about how shitbag’s myriad of socks were spammed — PROTIP: It was solely because he’s a spammer who tagged people incessantly and HAD A SHITLOAD OF SOCK ACCOUNTS:…
That’s right, AtDTers! Everyone’s favorite agony aunt is back to answer your [mainly rhetorical] questions about stuff and things! Dear Aunt Coccyx: What’s an agony aunt?–Loser in Lambeth Loser: It’s who your parents go to see for some discipline because they’re sick of hearing you touch yourself all day in their basement while whining about…