Storytime: Glue Huffing Edition

We here at As the Disq Turns welcome contributions by new authors, such as this stunning work of fiction by Timmy “Spy” McBrain-Damage, titled “Avatar: The Budget Version” (soon to be a video on YouTube presented by a forehead and a bottle of mustard):

Wait, is “avatar coccyx” a sock or not? I’m so confused. Maybe it’ll be cleared up in the sequel.

So, “avatar coccyx” is a whole bunch of sock accounts and Disqus made the All Star program especially for her? I didn’t see that twist coming! It’s like Inception and shit!

Wow! What a nonstop thrill ride! I can’t wait for the Tony/Saeed homosexual subplot to develop!