Here are the dregs, spreading good cheer! Like when Mentally Challenged has entire conversations with his sock account:
At least change your avatar next time, ‘kay?
Then we have Delusional Deb admitting she doxxed people on her shitty channel and expecting to be forgiven for it because it was so long ago (in old people time, I guess):
And yet another someone finally comes to the realization that Meaka is a lying piece of shit. Congrats, Thomas!
Don’t forget that Joe Clyne is still fucking insane:
And finally Bud, moron extraordinaire, thinks this is “ignoring Communique”. Nice flowers, dumbass:
Enjoy your vacation, people! At least Jesus was good for a few days off!
Are complete morons tagging you to ask you stupid questions that they already know the answers to? Is a complete racist being completely racist on the internet? Is some old woman making up shit again? Reply with a GIF here! I’ll begin:
First off, we have the whiny, misogynistic, idiotic, Munchausen-by-Internet, self-proclaimed “nice guys” love triangle no one wanted, Meaka, Paul, and DTX, dashed to pieces on the shores of Meaka’s constant stupidity.
Summary: Moms: Hell no. Doxxing people with your crazy boyfriend’s help: A-OK!
If only that were true, Meaka. You have never spent LESS time on Disqus. Ever.
It’s the same thing that’s going on in Meaka’s mind at all times, Pinky: “PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Takes a super troll to know a super troll, sweetie.
We really didn’t need to hear about your fantasies, Paul.
But at least one self-hating woman is the voice of reason:
And it’s always the same set of shitty songs, too. And don’t forget the cat pics and sudden interest in animals that pops up at the same time!
Too bad she still hits on morons on the internet every day. But I suppose a gal’s gotta make a living in addition to social security!
And speaking of social security, we’ve got another utter lie in print, courtesy of Wishin He Had More Than One Working Brain Cell:
LOLOLOLOL “Drama Free” LOLOLOLOL “safe from harassment and stalking” LOLOLOLOLOL “entertaining, educational and informative” CAN’T BREATHE, LAUGHING TOO HARD, CALL AMBULANCE
But oh, no! There’s more trouble in paradise! CLASS ACTION SUIT AHOY!
Are “trolls” and “racists who pretend other people are racists” protected classes now?
So many words to say “BAAAAAAAAAAAW YOU BANNED MY FRIENDS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW I’M BUTTHURT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!”
Part II: Eye Bleach
Wishin He Wasn’t a Massive Hypocrite, aka the self-proclaimed “nicest person evah” tells us all his sexual fantasies about Gus (and vice versa):
PROTIP: You’re not making yourself look any better by admitting you’re a drunken wife beater, Gerald.
…pictures you obvously masturbate to.
Okay, this is accurate. I got nothin’
See? Told you!
When even Bulgingsnake thinks you’re a moron, that clinches it:
And we couldn’t get away without some granny eye bleach:
We here at As the Disq Turns welcome contributions by new authors, such as this stunning work of fiction by Timmy “Spy” McBrain-Damage, titled “Avatar: The Budget Version” (soon to be a video on YouTube presented by a forehead and a bottle of mustard):
Wait, is “avatar coccyx” a sock or not? I’m so confused. Maybe it’ll be cleared up in the sequel.
So, “avatar coccyx” is a whole bunch of sock accounts and Disqus made the All Star program especially for her? I didn’t see that twist coming! It’s like Inception and shit!
Wow! What a nonstop thrill ride! I can’t wait for the Tony/Saeed homosexual subplot to develop!
And now, for a post unrelated to morons on the internet, we have “What’s good on TV?” (because people really seem to want recommendations). “TV” can include internet shows, too, because I’m nice like that.
