I have looked into my crystal G6 ball and hereby decree that the following will happen in 2021:
An orange idiot shall be ejected from office, will throw a tantrum about home decor, and will be found dead by erotic asphyxiation, holding a picture of Mitch McConnell
Some white person will be an asshole to some stranger for no reason and get hit in the face with an as yet unknown object
https://youtu.be/OkMLUhZjPOk?t=28
Internet trolls will continue to bitch, moan, cry, and be unable to spell properly. However, they will finally be able to find love on the internet by taking this guy up on his offer:
DUMBASS, MINNESOTA: Meaka, self-proclaimed feminist who supports her ex-boyfriend doxxing women online, is now convinced that As the Disq Turns is a proper news source that should only report on stories she wants it to, and is very VERY upset about what ATDT chooses (or doesn’t choose) to post.
We asked local psychiatrist, Dr. Keforkian, about Meaka’s many issues:
“She appears to be under the mistaken impression that she was singled out for ridicule, like many narcissists often do. She neglects to realize that items in the post she’s whining about are in CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER from January 2020, and not that “she’s number one” on a ranked list. She also has no sense of humor. Too bad she didn’t get COVID so she’d stop typing about herself and her fake issues for 5 minutes.“
Here are some handy tips from the national “Make an Effort At not looKing brain dAmaged online” hotline (or MEAKA for short):
ATDT, like Fox News, is not an actual news source
Grow a sense of humor
Be less self-involved
Don’t go to websites that upset you so much
Throw away your electronic devices
Only you can make yourself not look like a complete idiot online.
Our Holiday Nostalgia Extravaganza continues with another oldie but goodie!
‘Twas the end of the year, and although Disqus tried, nary a user read the update; just kneejerkily replied. The Basic Rules and the ToS were outlined with care, in hopes that everyone would soon grow a pair. The whiners still cried that it was unfair, although the forms of redress were written RIGHT THERE.
They made their own channels, they still weren’t happy; they spent morning, noon, and night every single day fapping. “Oust the ‘bad’ mods! We must make them all pay!” They still didn’t get that mods are like they. If only they’d read the rules that were posted, and didn’t spend all their days angry and toasted.
Alas, they preferred to spend all their time hating, making same post after same; whining, trolling, and baiting. So they posted mean things, tried in vain to shame, Got in trouble and cried, “Waaa! We can’t call them by name!” [SORRY, NAMES REDACTED ON PAIN OF DEATH]
Little did they know as their time wasted away, the rest of us had happy day after day. So how about you guys take my unsolicited advice, worry about yourselves from now on, and move on with your lives.
By popular demand (aka Layne asked for it). NOTE: This may not be the version you’re looking for /Obi Wan
The Twelve Days of Disqus
On my first day on Disqus some stranger said to me: You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my second day on Disqus some stranger said to me: What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my third day on Disqus some stranger said to me: No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my fourth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my fifth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my sixth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my seventh day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my eighth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my ninth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my tenth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my eleventh day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Disqus sucks dog balls Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my twelfth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Wait, you’re not a mod here? Disqus sucks dog balls Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
