As the Disq Turns

Year: 2020

  • Paranoia and You

    Paranoia and You

    We here at AtDT are always concerned about the well being of our fans, especially the ones who obviously have severe mental issues. This is the second installment of our series, which began with “Schizotypal Personality Disorder and You“. Today, we’ll discuss something or biggest “fans” suffer from:

    Paranoia is an instinct or thought process which is believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of delusion and irrationality. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs, or beliefs of conspiracy concerning a perceived threat towards oneself (i.e. the American colloquial phrase, “Everyone is out to get me”). Paranoia is distinct from phobias, which also involve irrational fear, but usually no blame. Making false accusations and the general distrust of other people also frequently accompany paranoia. For example, a paranoid person might believe an incident was intentional when most people would view it as an accident or coincidence. Paranoia is a central symptom of psychosis.

    …like when people blame “ATDT” for everything that happens to them:

    Next time, we’ll discuss “self-importance”, which is when someone you never even heard of thinks you’d want to follow them for no reason.

    …or pretending that anyone would watch them on purpose, “stalk” them, or believes they can “glance” at people through a computer screen:

    If you think you may be paranoid, take the following quiz like certain 64 year old ATDT-obsessed male from Nevada did to see if you need help: https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/paranoid-quiz/

    Don’t be like the mystery quiz-taker above. Seek professional help if you score that high.

    AtDT is here for you.

  • How dare AtDT quote trolls verbatim?!

    Wow, we must be really awful people for screencapping what trolls say online!

    You know, stuff like this:

    Stop doxxing yourself, moron.

    Or when someone pretends (badly) to not be a racist pig and gets upset when they’re called out:

    Or my personal favorite, people whose every comment is completely fucking racist and/or idiotic:

    The only “traitor” to the human race (and common decency) is you, Nurse Ratchet.
    PROTIPS: There were no protests because the shooter was caught and brought to justice immediately. The only lives that don’t matter are racist fucks’ lives like yours. HTH

    But pointing out these trolls and showing the world what they said is BAD, mmmkay? So definitely don’t post more of their idiocy in the comments, because that would be wrong!

  • Aliens vs Racists

    Aliens vs Racists

    (Illegal) Aliens are apparently messing with the Disqus word filters on racist sites!

    Did you know that not calling people the N-word is now “Pro-BLM”? Huh. I thought it was just “not being a racist piece of shit”.

    Not only that, but these same nameless (Illegal) Aliens have apparently given Vampire Racist an anal probe! Not just one, but continuously for a year! Guess he liked it.

    Where, Molly? Could it be…ALIENS?!

    But what do these aliens want from us? POLITICAL “CONTROLNESS”! [sic]

    What the actual fuck is “political controlness”, you moron?

    But wait! There’s more! DISQUS IS RUN BY (ILLEGAL) ALIENS!

    No one will “go down” anywhere near you, Vampire Racist.

    Huh, it seems the Disqus Aliens have a TOS. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! THEY DON’T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!

  • How do we solve a problem like Solutions Only? By deleting the motherfucker!

    How do we solve a problem like Solutions Only? By deleting the motherfucker!

    Score: ATDT: 1,000,000, Everyone else: 0

    Hey Gerald – I hear that solutionsonly.gay is available. You should snap it up!

  • In Soviet Russia, You Troll Russian Bot!

    In Soviet Russia, You Troll Russian Bot!

    It looks like some Russian bot is upset that it’s been banned at AtDT.

    And it’s apparently related to Gerald because it can’t figure out who moderates here. Sorry Ms. G!

    But maybe it’s all a mistake. Let’s see what scintillating conversation this bot offers:

    Not only is Disqus a shitty platform, but you can tell YOURSELF it’s a shitty platform over and over again! Such cheek!
    So very scintillating! Like “hey sweatty” all over again!
    Per Google Translate: “Time to form a milf evacuation squad immediately!!”

    Well, that cinches it! You’re totally unbanned, disqus shitty platform!

  • Pathetic troll threatens to take AtDT down…again

    Pathetic troll threatens to take AtDT down…again

    …because it’s worked every other time he’s threatened AtDT – oh wait

    This pathetic troll is awed and fascinated by the size of Forkless’s e-peen. You can just see the drool drip down his face at the thought of butting up against Forkless’s manhood:

    And he’s still pretending he “blocks AtDT“. Bless.

    Maybe he should call in a fake Zeta sock – oh wait

    He and this guy should get together. Wait, now they can be together forever!

    Now for sale!

    It’s a happy ending!

  • Newsflash: TGO shut down!

    Newsflash: TGO shut down!

    Pedo-pal Wishin-he-wasn’t-insane has claimed that Attention Whore Eri has had TGO shut down:

    LOL good luck shutting ATDT down, losers!

    But wait – wasn’t he the one constantly whining about TGO and threatening to shut it down?

    Less sick than someone who promotes pedophilia, Gerald.
    Oh, so every time you dox someone on your website, it’s your responsibility? Thanks for admitting it, Gerald.

    Looks like BS doesn’t really care.

    Are you sure you mean “fishing” and not “fisting”?
  • It’s trailer time!

    It’s trailer time!

    Since the movie theaters reopened to show new movies instead of old ones here, I’ve covered myself in Lysol and seen four movies. I only really liked one of them, and it wasn’t Tenet (which was fine, but I know Inception, sir, and it was no Inception). It was The Personal History of David Copperfield. The other two: Bill & Ted: Nostalgia couldn’t save it, and The New Mutants: Crap.

    General disappointment notwithstanding, I am looking forward to seeing more movies somewhere other than on my computer again. Anyway are some random trailers for upcoming movies. Talk amongst yourselves.

    Rent-A-Pal
    Save Yourselves!
    Dune: The 83rd Adaptation
    No Time To Die: Featuring “Over It” Bond
    The (Sparkly) Batman
    Pinocchio
    Wonder Woman 1984
  • Spotting Incelery in the Wild

    Spotting Incelery in the Wild

    An incel is a loser who can’t get laid, mainly because they are convinced they’re entitled to sex even though they’re massively unattractive and don’t even have a decent personality to make up for it. They are also known as “nice guys”.

    One way to spot an incel is that they get extremely angry when you turn them down for sex (or even just ban them from a discussion forum).

    Or, even if you’re a piece of shit they don’t want to fuck. HOW DARE THEY?
    OH NO! Is your hand broken? Can you not afford a fleshlight? Is whining on the internet about not getting laid what “it’s like to be a man”?
    Sorry, you’re just an asshole. Maybe you should look into men instead.

    Another way to spot an incel, according to some British Orthodontists (not an oxymoron, apparently), is that they have no discernible chin and turn to YouTube to remedy this:

    Of course, the easiest method is to spot them being run-of-the-mill misogynist pigs.

    [See this entire post about pedopologists for examples: Bulgingsnake vs. Wishin-he-wasn’t-a-pedopologist Deathmatch!]

    Incels on the internet are abundant. Now that you’re armed with the information you need, you’ll be able to spot them immediately!

    Good Luck!

  • NEWSFIGHT!

    NEWSFIGHT!

    Are you sick of pedos doubling down on defending other pedos? Take a pedo break and refresh yourself with the latest edition of NEWSFIGHT!

    In this corner, we have “Things you should never buy on Etsy”:

    An Alabama man has been indicted on multiple federal charges after authorities say he was making drugs in his kitchen and marketing them as cancer treatments.

    The drugs, according to the indictment, were homemade suppositories manufactured in an environment so unsterile that customers reported finding pieces of hair in their suppository packs.

    Versus “Someone’s never seen a real one” in this corner:

    Authorities did their due diligence this week after a woman thought she bought a package of smoked turkey tails but received something that was much more phallic-shaped than expected.

    … “I’m calling Save A Lot, this ain’t right,” Singfield said on a Facebook livestream. “I know what this is.”

    And catty-corner, we have a special mention:

    Four men who blasted compressed air into a friend’s RECTUM are jailed after a judge rejected their claim that it was a prank in Norway

    It’s nice to know that stupid people exist other places than Disqus. At least they’re not raping children!

  • Bulgingsnake vs. Wishin-he-wasn’t-a-pedopologist Deathmatch!

    Bulgingsnake vs. Wishin-he-wasn’t-a-pedopologist Deathmatch!

    Oh look! Some idiot’s given Bulgingsnake an ultimatum. Why? Who knows? More importantly, who cares? It’s just hilarious:

    But wait, there’s more! This is the same idiot who encourages pedophilia:

    Yep, that 12 year old asked to be raped by your buddy, Wishy! Get gang raped in prison where you belong.

    LOSER =WISHIN, as always!

    Go ban some more people who don’t give a fuck from your “realms”, sweetie! Maybe, someday, tommy will even come back to play with you!

  • Dregs Mini-Post: Hysterical Inaccuracy Edition

    Dregs Mini-Post: Hysterical Inaccuracy Edition

    No worries! We always have plenty of dicks to laugh at here!

    Today’s dregs are whining about movies & tv:

    Where do you get this stuff? Out of “The Particularly Stupid Racist’s Handbook”? PROTIP: That wasn’t the issue, sport

    But wait, there’s even more dumbassery about this!

    OMG, you are fucking idiots.

    “THEY WANT TO REWRITE HISTORY”…you mean like rewriting the whole bit about the Manson Family killing Sharon Tate? That revision? That one’s okay, is it?

    And an extra added bonus from everyone’s least favorite racist – have a dash of homophobia, too!

    Maybe you should stick with “Duck Dynasty” – seems more like your “brand”.

    Keep on keepin’ on in your sewers, dregs! We need the lols!