All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
We here at ATDT are thankful every day that we aren’t racist pieces of shit like this: That’s right! We only pay lip service to being decent, non-racist human beings so tommy won’t get in trouble! And we’re also grateful for the morons we get to laugh at every day. Have a great Turkey Day,…
Hey guys, I’m putting my special “Disqus Protection Team” up for sale because they haven’t done shit to protect me from the trolls and idiots who use their service. Cases in point: You can have ’em, Whiny McWhinersons! $5 or best offer. If I don’t get any offers within the next hour, I’m leaving them…
Happy Birthday to Leslei.Lannister, All Star Extraordinaire! Not only can she make trolls cry, she also fills out one of these beautifully: And I daresay she’s held a door open for more than one person in her whole life! Just because she’s THAT AWESOME (and not a pathetic piece of trash who thinks doing so…
Boy oh boy do we have some delusion going on here, and it’s not all Meaka this time (though she’s still deluding herself): No you’re not even remotely sick of it. It’s your whole life. When other trolls are calling you out on your lies and attention whoring, maybe you should pay attention, sweetie: LMAO…
That’s right! It’s a day and a quarter (ish) until “JOS” supposedly “doxes” me! The “threat”: THE COUNTDOWN UNTIL FAKE JOS FAKE DOXES ME IS ALMOST UP AND SO IS THAT T-SHIRT! AND IT MADE SOME FRIENDS! Oh look, what’s that coming over the hill! IT’S SOME T-SHIRTS! GET IN THE CAR!
I am ecstatic to be here with you today to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. I am deeply honored that you have chosen me to join the ranks of MLK, Mother Theresa, and Mandela to receive this commendation for my efforts to bring together those who, shall we say, missed the brain handout line because…
I’m just a helpless girl in a big ‘ol world with no white knights to protect me! *sniffles* *hocks a loogie* *looks in the tissue* All I’m doing is posting adorable cat pics like these!Now available at the ATDT shop! OMG look how cute! And this one, too!Also available at the ATDT shop! Why does…
Are you being harassed by a loudmouthed self-doxxing moron, her bald felon alter-ego, and her band of incel white knights hoping to get laid? Report ’em! To Disqus: TOS violation form To Blogger: Harassment and Bullying form And don’t forget to order from the AtDT shop before the sale ends! You don’t want to miss…
Today in Alternate History Today in Alternate History, the song Jolene was actually written in the 19th century by Giuseppe Verdi. It was originally in Italian and it was a sad story about how his cat got kidnapped by aliens. This has been Today in Alternate History. Don’t forget the AtDT Store Sale! Thru 11/11!
Everything in the AtDT Store’s 35% off from November 8th – 11th! So you can get that G6 mug you’ve always wanted while feeling better about offsetting Teepublic’s ridiculous shipping fees and annoying those trolls! Our bestsellers will still be available, including everyone’s latest fave: Plus a couple of new offerings: Get them before they’re…
For sale now and in perpetuity:Available in hoodies, stickers, mugs, pillows, pins, tapestries, etc!! In case you can’t read it, here it is in non-sale form: This one’s going to be my best seller, I can feel it! I’m thinking this will be my next design: What do you think, guys? EDITED TO ADD:
It seems as though certain people (Jaye – how dare you!) think my shop is fake. It’s totes real and trolls and fans alike should buy all my shit! Here are some new items just for you guys! Of course, all the old favorites are still available. I’m also taking suggestions for new items in…