We here at ATDT are thankful every day that we aren’t racist pieces of shit like this:
That’s right! We only pay lip service to being decent, non-racist human beings so tommy won’t get in trouble!
And we’re also grateful for the morons we get to laugh at every day.
Have a great Turkey Day, Y’all!
Hey guys, I’m putting my special “Disqus Protection Team” up for sale because they haven’t done shit to protect me from the trolls and idiots who use their service.
Cases in point:
You can have ’em, Whiny McWhinersons!
$5 or best offer.
If I don’t get any offers within the next hour, I’m leaving them on the sidewalk.
Happy Birthday to Leslei.Lannister, All Star Extraordinaire!
Not only can she make trolls cry, she also fills out one of these beautifully:
And I daresay she’s held a door open for more than one person in her whole life! Just because she’s THAT AWESOME (and not a pathetic piece of trash who thinks doing so is remarkable behavior that they should be applauded for and not something normal people do every day. What the actual fuck? LMAO)
Boy oh boy do we have some delusion going on here, and it’s not all Meaka this time (though she’s still deluding herself):
No you’re not even remotely sick of it. It’s your whole life.
When other trolls are calling you out on your lies and attention whoring, maybe you should pay attention, sweetie:
LMAO
Uh oh! I wonder if she, uh I mean JOS, is going to threaten to dox me again because I screencapped her avatar with her picture in it! WHAT SHALL I DO? I know!
Next up, we have a delusional racist, sexist, piece of shit complaining about someone else “name calling”:
So, how are those “house negroes” you like to talk about all the time, MC?
And granny being her usual delusional self, but we’re used to that:
Um, you know Disqus started in 2007 and that was present on websites way the fuck before channels existed, right? … Granny? … Are you asleep in the gruel again?
But the most hilarious is “nice guy” Wishy, who thinks that purchasing four mail order wives entitles him to … something? Being a complete dick on the internet? Is that what a “nice guy” is? PROTIP: Actual nice guys don’t have to tell people they’re nice guys because they just are. Only complete assholes say they’re “nice guys”.
You should have read the advice Dan Savage gave you, honey.
Also, I’m sure Disqus was absolutely crushed that The Daily Nazi “left” (read: was kicked off Disqus for hate speech, like Breitbarf). Also, tommy said he likes having a finger up his ass while you’re sucking his dick, wishy. You’re not trying hard enough.
Who do you think you’re fooling? Even Vuppe isn’t that much of an idiot.
What other self-delusion have we missed this week? Let us know in the comments!
That’s right! It’s a day and a quarter (ish) until “JOS” supposedly “doxes” me!
The “threat”:
Oh look, what’s that coming over the hill! IT’S SOME T-SHIRTS! GET IN THE CAR!
I am ecstatic to be here with you today to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. I am deeply honored that you have chosen me to join the ranks of MLK, Mother Theresa, and Mandela to receive this commendation for my efforts to bring together those who, shall we say, missed the brain handout line because they were too busy looking at themselves in the mirror, pretending to be victimized, masturbating, or doing all three at once.
I accept this prize on behalf of the self-oppressed, the doxxers, and the trolls on Disqus who, at this very moment, have banded together in their hatred of me and misunderstanding of satire in one big kumbaya, even though just the other day they were all threatening each other with doxing, rape, death, and/or all three at once. My power is so great that I can’t even try to be humble about it – I can make the greatest scum of the Earth come together in a giant lovefest/circlejerk because I’m Just. That. Amazing.
This is the best swag I’ve gotten yet!
Thank you.
CoccyxThe InterwebNovember 13, 2019
I’m just a helpless girl in a big ‘ol world with no white knights to protect me!
*sniffles*
*hocks a loogie*
*looks in the tissue*
All I’m doing is posting adorable cat pics like these!
Now available at the ATDT shop!
OMG look how cute!
And this one, too!
Also available at the ATDT shop!
Why does everyone hate kitties so much? It must be them that’s the problem. I’m a wonderful person, even with all my blatant mental and emotional issues that I deny I have by posting a shitton of shitty music videos and pretending to miss the point!
Here, let me change the subject by posting about some other nonsense no one gives a fuck about like the cucumbers growing in my garden (by which I totally mean that I want some dick) and pretending to get along with people who previously doxxed me because it serves my current purposes (and I totally want some dick).
Yes you are, Meaka. Yes you are. And so’s your little dog JOS, too!
Are you being harassed by a loudmouthed self-doxxing moron, her bald felon alter-ego, and her band of incel white knights hoping to get laid?
Report ’em!
To Disqus: TOS violation form
To Blogger: Harassment and Bullying form
And don’t forget to order from the AtDT shop before the sale ends! You don’t want to miss out on our two bestselling items:
Today in Alternate History
Today in Alternate History, the song Jolene was actually written in the 19th century by Giuseppe Verdi. It was originally in Italian and it was a sad story about how his cat got kidnapped by aliens.
This has been Today in Alternate History.
Don’t forget the AtDT Store Sale! Thru 11/11!
Everything in the AtDT Store’s 35% off from November 8th – 11th! So you can get that G6 mug you’ve always wanted while feeling better about offsetting Teepublic’s ridiculous shipping fees and annoying those trolls!
Our bestsellers will still be available, including everyone’s latest fave:
Plus a couple of new offerings:
Get them before they’re supposedly going to be “removed” because some felon is going to hire an internet lawyer when the bullshit countdown expires! Thank goodness I’ve got Harvey on my side! And on my front, too, thanks to the AtDT Store!
For sale now and in perpetuity:Available in hoodies, stickers, mugs, pillows, pins, tapestries, etc!!
In case you can’t read it, here it is in non-sale form:
This one’s going to be my best seller, I can feel it!
I’m thinking this will be my next design:
What do you think, guys?
EDITED TO ADD:
It seems as though certain people (Jaye – how dare you!) think my shop is fake. It’s totes real and trolls and fans alike should buy all my shit!
Here are some new items just for you guys!
Of course, all the old favorites are still available. I’m also taking suggestions for new items in the comments below! Hugs & kisses!