Month: September 2019
Disqlandia Part 2
The people of Bleatington never grew tired. They whined and cried all day but made sure to console each other by stating… Elsewhere… On a farm a man went to collect his daily dose of knowledge from his informative and helpful golden chickens. When he went to the coup they were nowhere to be found……
Yesterday was “One Hit Wonder” Day
Here are a few of my faves: Bags of mostly water search to find my definition What are your favorite one hit wonders?
Disqlandia Part 1
In a far away place lived a happy kingdom with beautiful land, people, unicorns and shit. The people would play music and dance all day! Then one day a troll came in. A big nasty one that called himself Micromind. He would eat children and brag to all about how he had a special way…
Things I’d rather do…
I’d rather do my nails, break them off, and redo them than have any association with this douche I would rather eat pine needles and listen to shakira’s “hips don’t lie“ on repeat for a whole day than have to read another lame ass, comment of this 3 time clogged artery fuck… I would rather…
Episode 9: Flat Tire on the Highway of Life
Miraculously, the Reverend Oral Subconscious resurrected himself in several new forms and insisted it was the work of The Lord! You’d think that The Lord could spell and make some damn sense, but apparently not. In fact, the Reverend’s Sockpuppet Army, as they have become known, constantly participates in circle jerks in front of children…
Episode 8-1/2: That Sure is Some Pig You Got, Granny!
Grandma Moses learns that Chevy, the pig that she thought she ate, is actually alive when she sees it on a local news program. Outrageously enough, a local farmer has decided to put it up for election for a seat on the local town council. “I figger since an orange pig can run for President,…
The Dregs of Disqus Roundup – Fall Edition
Yep, the dregs of Disqus are still dredging the depths of decency. Here we have No-Knees Mahony, racisting as only he can: Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A “plantationist, an oriental, a gay man, and two house negroes” walked into a bar. They all beat the shit out of MC because he’s a…
So I saw In Fabric last night…
And it’s either the dumbest or the most brilliant movie I’ve seen in quite a while. Possibly both. A lonely woman (Marianne Jean-Baptiste), recently separated from her husband, visits a bewitching London department store in search of a dress that will transform her life. She’s fitted with a perfectly flattering, artery-red gown—which, in time, will…
Episode 8: Everything’s Coming Up Bullshit
The Reverend Oral Subconscious never returned from his proselytizing trip with Grandma Moses. Granny was found wandering aimlessly from motel parking lot to motel parking lot, still looking for “pets”. The VW microbus was found in front of the Pink Pussy Nightclub, empty except for some pamphlets and used tissues. There was also a note…
Episode 7: Sock it to me!
As I’m sure you (don’t) remember, last time Tex bit off part of The Reverend’s nose in a fit of pique. Now The Reverend has no nose! How does he smell? AWFUL! Anyway, that incident drove The ol’ Rev over the edge. He broke Grandma Moses out of the asylum, took all of his savings,…
KFC’s marketing department may be on crack, but at least they’re enjoying themselves
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