What’s happening on Disqus, you ask?
Say hello to our dregs rising from the dead, Wishy & Ferd!
Ferd is apparently ChatGPT now. Poor dead Ferd. The Wishy account is just boring. Work harder, fake Wishy!
Let’s see, what else – oh yes, a kid who can’t get laid because of his lack of height combined with his hatred of women and generally awful personality is pushing a bunch of pseudoscience! So, nothing new.
And poor little Huggy can’t get a break.
Of course you do, hugster. Of course you do.
Here at ATDT, we like to give back to the community. This is why we support the Make Wishy Cry Foundation – a collective that helps trolls of all kinds whine about dumb shit for the world’s amusement.
There are many simple ways to donate, such as:
✪ Existing while having a gold star emoji
✪ Being All-Star adjacent
✪ Making comments on an open thread
✪ Banning obvious trolls
That’s right – for just one comment or tag a day, you can help a troll lose their fucking minds. Donate a comment or tag today on any Disqus channel and see results immediately!
Once upon a time, a person, and I use that term loosely, called Sarah Ann got banned from Mahatmashitbag’s sites. Considering all she posts are her age (OMG A BOT IS IN HER 80s!), prayers, and descriptions of her hard-ons for Trump, no one is surprised by this. Except for Wish-He-Had-More-Influence-Than-He-Does, apparently. So he got banned, too! Now they’re participating in a homoerotic slap fight on the interweb. Enjoy!
Oh, how the first sentence below especially had me laughing my ass off… (this is a snip from an extremely long-winded as usual Wishy comment)
…especially when it’s negated by the whining about ATDT, as usual! ATDT must have killed his dog or something.
“It’s okay, I can be racist as fuck! I HAVE ISRAELI FRIENDS!!!! And they all act exactly the same!”
Oh where oh where has our little Realms gone?
Oh where oh where could it be?
With its micropeens and fake news all day long?
Oh where oh where can it be?
Together at Last!
First, here’s totally random news article that’s about no one you know. Really.
Moving on, it’s the same old whining:
And someone may be dead? We can only hope!
Oh no! You mean Wishy was (finally) banned after years of harassment and posting fake news? SAY IT AIN’T SO!
Wait, is he asking the same “Ryan” who he harassed on a daily basis for the past several years to reinstate him? Or his imaginary friend “Ryan” who’s actually some guy named mohib khan? Either way, good luck with that, bro!
But wait! He mad about other shit, too!
Oh wait, does he mean hate speech like this?
Oops! Looks like someone just reported himself by mistake! Thanks for proving your universal ban was the right move, Wishy! (But thanks more, Sally57092221!)
But he’s not just mad at Disqus! He’s racist against yogurt, as well!
On a happier note, at least he took his wife to see Neil Diamond in 2015. Or was that just him just adding mental torment to her hellish marriage to him?
Step 1: Whine as loudly as possible whenever someone mentions your name and then explain EXACTLY how they can dox you:
Step 2: Pretend not to know that a search for your just your first name, MEAKA, doesn’t come up with anything about you on Google.
http://www.just-fucking-google.it?s=%22meaka%22
Step 3: Because you’re a moron, keep bringing up Minneapolis, where you live.
Step 4: Don’t forget to post your own picture!
Step 5: Frequent sites where your doxxers post so they can get your IPEEZ, and then whine about how nothing’s your own damn fault. Oh yes, and make sure to get angry when someone points out that you’re not being doxxed by use of your first fucking name, you fucking idiot.
Congratulations! You’ve just doxxed yourself.
As an extra bonus, conveniently forget how you you and your boyfriend used your website to dox others!
It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns exists (even though it’s always said why in the description).
Good job, guys!
Don’t worry, we promise to ease you into the purpose of The Onion so you don’t hurt yourselves!
In this time of pandemics and racial unrest, it’s important to remember that Disqus is SO MUCH WORSE! #1stworldtrollproblems
Remember when…
Ferd (and others) cried like a little bitch about All Stars on some random site on the internet? I assume this was the start of his fake “heart problems”:
Deb made a petition whining about something or other Disqus-related?
I made fun of stupid petitions by making my own petition and the trolls went [more] insane?
Wishin’-he-had-a-penis didn’t know (a) what harassment is, (b) how to look up an address on Google, and (c) what “forthcoming” means?
Make sure to take off your masks, guys! You all know what’s happening in the real world is a false flag operation to distract for everything that’s wrong with Disqus!