What’s happening on Disqus, you ask?
Say hello to our dregs rising from the dead, Wishy & Ferd!
Ferd is apparently ChatGPT now. Poor dead Ferd. The Wishy account is just boring. Work harder, fake Wishy!
Let’s see, what else – oh yes, a kid who can’t get laid because of his lack of height combined with his hatred of women and generally awful personality is pushing a bunch of pseudoscience! So, nothing new.
And poor little Huggy can’t get a break.
Of course you do, hugster. Of course you do.
Here at ATDT, we like to give back to the community. This is why we support the Make Wishy Cry Foundation – a collective that helps trolls of all kinds whine about dumb shit for the world’s amusement.
There are many simple ways to donate, such as:
✪ Existing while having a gold star emoji
✪ Being All-Star adjacent
✪ Making comments on an open thread
✪ Banning obvious trolls
That’s right – for just one comment or tag a day, you can help a troll lose their fucking minds. Donate a comment or tag today on any Disqus channel and see results immediately!
I wonder why? Is it because he’s a huge hypocrite?
Or maybe it’s because he’s an outright liar? (LOL “pending as bullying” isn’t a thing. Nice try!)
Or is it that he hates Muslims? (and is a huge hypocrite)
Or maybe it’s just his creepy stalking and begging.
Who knows? But whatever the reason, we’re glad you’re gone, pud! Don’t come back!
Once upon a time, a person, and I use that term loosely, called Sarah Ann got banned from Mahatmashitbag’s sites. Considering all she posts are her age (OMG A BOT IS IN HER 80s!), prayers, and descriptions of her hard-ons for Trump, no one is surprised by this. Except for Wish-He-Had-More-Influence-Than-He-Does, apparently. So he got banned, too! Now they’re participating in a homoerotic slap fight on the interweb. Enjoy!
Oh, how the first sentence below especially had me laughing my ass off… (this is a snip from an extremely long-winded as usual Wishy comment)
…especially when it’s negated by the whining about ATDT, as usual! ATDT must have killed his dog or something.
“It’s okay, I can be racist as fuck! I HAVE ISRAELI FRIENDS!!!! And they all act exactly the same!”
Oh where oh where has our little Realms gone?
Oh where oh where could it be?
With its micropeens and fake news all day long?
Oh where oh where can it be?
Together at Last!
Thanks for this, Greta Thunberg. I <3 you!
On another note, here’s a couple of our small Disqus dicks hilariously talking about being “professional writers” while being incoherent:
Better check your CO2 detectors, guys! You’re definitely suffering from confusion (not knowing why you’re banned from, well, everywhere decent), blurred vision (not being able to see that you’re huge trolls), headache and nausea (well, you give everyone else these). Here’s hoping for chest pain 🤞!
Happy New Year to everyone who isn’t a piece of shit!
Hello, fellow kids! You’ll be glad to know that even though ATDT has been on hiatus for quite a while, I’m still apparently working behind the scenes to get rid of Tommy’s Disqus Bots under an assumed name that I’ve never even heard of! GO ME!
Not to mention I also died from receiving COVID shots! (Just had my fifth one for Omicron! Again, GO ME for being dead and another person all at once!)
So, as the ghost of Coccyx, I am here to warn you: ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO ME!
Disqus has finally done something we’ve been asking them to do for years!
But how will the troll contingent pretend they’re not watching every single post we make? VPN shares are going to go through the roof!
2022’s looking good already!
Club Zero, we hardly knew gave a fuck about you! Which of Shitbag’s other 500 “blogs” will get shut down for racist propaganda next? Stay tuned!
I know you’re all dying to know more about me, especially those certain people who shall remain soulless nameless, so here are some fun facts about moi!
Fun Fact #1:
I haven’t and will never, ever, comment on your shitty website(s). Especially not to look up someone’s Disqus rep numbers, because anyone can do that by appending their username to the end of the following link, you fucking morons:
https://disqus.com/api/3.0/users/details?api_key=R1xXRNQyeHV72yLehk79kS4C1evT3p7EW2e0Pn1EdGVCBuuF4CtsORsYDaHx1Wm8&user:username=
And the above link doesn’t make up fake stories about people being trolls, either! It’s like MAGIC!
Fun Fact #2:
I can spot a troll a mile away. Especially one that wants to be me! Case in point:
https://disqus.com/by/disqus_Tmkn6k7ckG/
Oh look! It’s someone who likes to play with the API and loves me so much they’ve pretended to be me on several occasions. Who could it possibly be?! Hi Disqus Is Shitty Platform sock #462 – the version that can actually speak English a bit. Good job!
Fun Fact #3:
I enjoy living rent free in your heads, but can you please clean up the place? It’s like someone dropped a shit bomb in there.
Hope that answers all your burning questions, trolls!
Oh no! You mean Wishy was (finally) banned after years of harassment and posting fake news? SAY IT AIN’T SO!
Wait, is he asking the same “Ryan” who he harassed on a daily basis for the past several years to reinstate him? Or his imaginary friend “Ryan” who’s actually some guy named mohib khan? Either way, good luck with that, bro!
But wait! He mad about other shit, too!
Oh wait, does he mean hate speech like this?
Oops! Looks like someone just reported himself by mistake! Thanks for proving your universal ban was the right move, Wishy! (But thanks more, Sally57092221!)
But he’s not just mad at Disqus! He’s racist against yogurt, as well!
On a happier note, at least he took his wife to see Neil Diamond in 2015. Or was that just him just adding mental torment to her hellish marriage to him?
Here you go, troll contingent — an article all about you!
Online Trolls Actually Just Assholes All the Time, Study Finds
Also, this is Vincent Price:
This is NOT Vincent Price:
Hope that helps! Thanks for keeping me flush with cash by obsessively clicking on ATDT!