All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
What’s happening on Disqus, you ask? Say hello to our dregs rising from the dead, Wishy & Ferd! Ferd is apparently ChatGPT now. Poor dead Ferd. The Wishy account is just boring. Work harder, fake Wishy! Let’s see, what else – oh yes, a kid who can’t get laid because of his lack of height…
I wonder why? Is it because he’s a huge hypocrite? Or maybe it’s because he’s an outright liar? (LOL “pending as bullying” isn’t a thing. Nice try!) Or is it that he hates Muslims? (and is a huge hypocrite) Or maybe it’s just his creepy stalking and begging. Who knows? But whatever the reason, we’re…
Once upon a time, a person, and I use that term loosely, called Sarah Ann got banned from Mahatmashitbag’s sites. Considering all she posts are her age (OMG A BOT IS IN HER 80s!), prayers, and descriptions of her hard-ons for Trump, no one is surprised by this. Except for Wish-He-Had-More-Influence-Than-He-Does, apparently. So he got…
Hello, fellow kids! You’ll be glad to know that even though ATDT has been on hiatus for quite a while, I’m still apparently working behind the scenes to get rid of Tommy’s Disqus Bots under an assumed name that I’ve never even heard of! GO ME! Not to mention I also died from receiving COVID…
I know you’re all dying to know more about me, especially those certain people who shall remain soulless nameless, so here are some fun facts about moi! Fun Fact #1: I haven’t and will never, ever, comment on your shitty website(s). Especially not to look up someone’s Disqus rep numbers, because anyone can do that…
Thanks for proving you’re all a bunch of racists and nitwits, guys! Have fun in prison!
DUMBASS, MINNESOTA: Meaka, self-proclaimed feminist who supports her ex-boyfriend doxxing women online, is now convinced that As the Disq Turns is a proper news source that should only report on stories she wants it to, and is very VERY upset about what ATDT chooses (or doesn’t choose) to post. We asked local psychiatrist, Dr. Keforkian,…
It’s been a while since the last “official” Dregs of Disqus post, and the fodder has been building up! First off election madness! And by “madness” I mean complete and utter delusion: P.S. Here’s a video of what it’s like reading your posts, wishisfullofshit: But wait! It’s Obama’s fault that some racist couldn’t watch a…
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On this holy day (for Christians, no one else gives a fuck), it’s important to remember that nothing in this world is more wrong that cussing! That’s right, AtDT flock, cussin’ is worse than: Raping a child Blaming a child for being raped Beating your wife Racism Sexism Being a complete motherfucking asshole So whatever…
Wow, we must be really awful people for screencapping what trolls say online! You know, stuff like this: Or when someone pretends (badly) to not be a racist pig and gets upset when they’re called out: Or my personal favorite, people whose every comment is completely fucking racist and/or idiotic: But pointing out these trolls…
