What’s happening on Disqus, you ask?
Say hello to our dregs rising from the dead, Wishy & Ferd!
Ferd is apparently ChatGPT now. Poor dead Ferd. The Wishy account is just boring. Work harder, fake Wishy!
Let’s see, what else – oh yes, a kid who can’t get laid because of his lack of height combined with his hatred of women and generally awful personality is pushing a bunch of pseudoscience! So, nothing new.
And poor little Huggy can’t get a break.
Of course you do, hugster. Of course you do.
I wonder why? Is it because he’s a huge hypocrite?
Or maybe it’s because he’s an outright liar? (LOL “pending as bullying” isn’t a thing. Nice try!)
Or is it that he hates Muslims? (and is a huge hypocrite)
Or maybe it’s just his creepy stalking and begging.
Who knows? But whatever the reason, we’re glad you’re gone, pud! Don’t come back!
Once upon a time, a person, and I use that term loosely, called Sarah Ann got banned from Mahatmashitbag’s sites. Considering all she posts are her age (OMG A BOT IS IN HER 80s!), prayers, and descriptions of her hard-ons for Trump, no one is surprised by this. Except for Wish-He-Had-More-Influence-Than-He-Does, apparently. So he got banned, too! Now they’re participating in a homoerotic slap fight on the interweb. Enjoy!
Oh, how the first sentence below especially had me laughing my ass off… (this is a snip from an extremely long-winded as usual Wishy comment)
…especially when it’s negated by the whining about ATDT, as usual! ATDT must have killed his dog or something.
“It’s okay, I can be racist as fuck! I HAVE ISRAELI FRIENDS!!!! And they all act exactly the same!”
Hello, fellow kids! You’ll be glad to know that even though ATDT has been on hiatus for quite a while, I’m still apparently working behind the scenes to get rid of Tommy’s Disqus Bots under an assumed name that I’ve never even heard of! GO ME!
Not to mention I also died from receiving COVID shots! (Just had my fifth one for Omicron! Again, GO ME for being dead and another person all at once!)
So, as the ghost of Coccyx, I am here to warn you: ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO ME!
I know you’re all dying to know more about me, especially those certain people who shall remain soulless nameless, so here are some fun facts about moi!
Fun Fact #1:
I haven’t and will never, ever, comment on your shitty website(s). Especially not to look up someone’s Disqus rep numbers, because anyone can do that by appending their username to the end of the following link, you fucking morons:
https://disqus.com/api/3.0/users/details?api_key=R1xXRNQyeHV72yLehk79kS4C1evT3p7EW2e0Pn1EdGVCBuuF4CtsORsYDaHx1Wm8&user:username=
And the above link doesn’t make up fake stories about people being trolls, either! It’s like MAGIC!
Fun Fact #2:
I can spot a troll a mile away. Especially one that wants to be me! Case in point:
https://disqus.com/by/disqus_Tmkn6k7ckG/
Oh look! It’s someone who likes to play with the API and loves me so much they’ve pretended to be me on several occasions. Who could it possibly be?! Hi Disqus Is Shitty Platform sock #462 – the version that can actually speak English a bit. Good job!
Fun Fact #3:
I enjoy living rent free in your heads, but can you please clean up the place? It’s like someone dropped a shit bomb in there.
Hope that answers all your burning questions, trolls!
Thanks for proving you’re all a bunch of racists and nitwits, guys! Have fun in prison!
DUMBASS, MINNESOTA: Meaka, self-proclaimed feminist who supports her ex-boyfriend doxxing women online, is now convinced that As the Disq Turns is a proper news source that should only report on stories she wants it to, and is very VERY upset about what ATDT chooses (or doesn’t choose) to post.
We asked local psychiatrist, Dr. Keforkian, about Meaka’s many issues:
“She appears to be under the mistaken impression that she was singled out for ridicule, like many narcissists often do. She neglects to realize that items in the post she’s whining about are in CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER from January 2020, and not that “she’s number one” on a ranked list. She also has no sense of humor. Too bad she didn’t get COVID so she’d stop typing about herself and her fake issues for 5 minutes.“
Here are some handy tips from the national “Make an Effort At not looKing brain dAmaged online” hotline (or MEAKA for short):
Only you can make yourself not look like a complete idiot online.
It’s been a while since the last “official” Dregs of Disqus post, and the fodder has been building up!
First off election madness! And by “madness” I mean complete and utter delusion:
P.S. Here’s a video of what it’s like reading your posts, wishisfullofshit:
But wait! It’s Obama’s fault that some racist couldn’t watch a shitty ass movie! STOP THE PRESSES!
And, as always, everything that’s not Biden’s (or Obama’s) fault is my fault.
Several million liberals thank you for their new wings, Dregs! We couldn’t have done it without your ex-president killing off a bunch of old, white people who would have voted for him by making sure they all got COVID!
Not on realms! On realms, imitation is a sad, Russian bot talking to itself and tagging people!
Don’t be fooled by sad sack imitations! Accept no substitutes! Subscribe to the real As the Disq Turns today!
On this holy day (for Christians, no one else gives a fuck), it’s important to remember that nothing in this world is more wrong that cussing!
That’s right, AtDT flock, cussin’ is worse than:
So whatever you do, don’t cuss, you pieces of shit!
Wow, we must be really awful people for screencapping what trolls say online!
You know, stuff like this:
Or when someone pretends (badly) to not be a racist pig and gets upset when they’re called out:
Or my personal favorite, people whose every comment is completely fucking racist and/or idiotic:
But pointing out these trolls and showing the world what they said is BAD, mmmkay? So definitely don’t post more of their idiocy in the comments, because that would be wrong!
