On another note, here’s a couple of our small Disqus dicks hilariously talking about being “professional writers” while being incoherent:
Better check your CO2 detectors, guys! You’re definitely suffering from confusion (not knowing why you’re banned from, well, everywhere decent), blurred vision (not being able to see that you’re huge trolls), headache and nausea (well, you give everyone else these). Here’s hoping for chest pain 🤞!
Happy New Year to everyone who isn’t a piece of shit!
Our Holiday Nostalgia Extravaganza continues with another oldie but goodie!
‘Twas the end of the year, and although Disqus tried, nary a user read the update; just kneejerkily replied. The Basic Rules and the ToS were outlined with care, in hopes that everyone would soon grow a pair. The whiners still cried that it was unfair, although the forms of redress were written RIGHT THERE.
They made their own channels, they still weren’t happy; they spent morning, noon, and night every single day fapping. “Oust the ‘bad’ mods! We must make them all pay!” They still didn’t get that mods are like they. If only they’d read the rules that were posted, and didn’t spend all their days angry and toasted.
Alas, they preferred to spend all their time hating, making same post after same; whining, trolling, and baiting. So they posted mean things, tried in vain to shame, Got in trouble and cried, “Waaa! We can’t call them by name!” [SORRY, NAMES REDACTED ON PAIN OF DEATH]
Little did they know as their time wasted away, the rest of us had happy day after day. So how about you guys take my unsolicited advice, worry about yourselves from now on, and move on with your lives.
By popular demand (aka Layne asked for it). NOTE: This may not be the version you’re looking for /Obi Wan
The Twelve Days of Disqus
On my first day on Disqus some stranger said to me: You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my second day on Disqus some stranger said to me: What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my third day on Disqus some stranger said to me: No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my fourth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my fifth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my sixth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my seventh day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my eighth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my ninth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my tenth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my eleventh day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Disqus sucks dog balls Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my twelfth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Wait, you’re not a mod here? Disqus sucks dog balls Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
That’s right, everyone! It’s coming up on White Sunday, the day for racists to get good deals on the internet!
For only $250.00, they can be their usual Fake Christian (and Fake Jewish) selves and buy some of these (because all their old threats are stale and sad at this point):
Don’t forget to stock up on these – great for those racist “million man” marches with only about 10 people showing up as usual!
White sheets – always good for racist pigs – especially white sheets shaped like an asshole:
Reward them for their love of the orange idiot’s “space force” with a book they’ll splooge all over, though they’d never admit it:
Be thankful you’re not a racist piece of shit, like these folks:
Thanks for admitting the bible is the same as the Qur’an!Hey guys! Genocide is OK as long as a few people are into it!No one but white supremacists would dress that way. Unless you think these are the proud boys:
Be thankful you didn’t get caught pretending to be black and gay when you’re a fat, white incel:
I can’t stop laughing at this. XD
Be thankful you’re not these idiots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DukPOGZ9wic
This is just cringeworthy. Sorry your orange idiot lost Georgia… TWICE!
But most of all, be thankful that AtDT will always be here for your “laughing at morons” needs!
