It’s that time again! Let’s see what the Dregs of Disqus are up to now!
First, here’s the sad story of a person in mental decline who can’t keep his story straight. I call it “Bullshit for Wishanon”:
Now, here’s a story I call “I would be
Here’s the latest chapter of ”
That’s right! Everyone’s* welcome.
*Except for the G6, people who think for themselves, actual Jews, and non-Mahatmashitbag socks.
And finally, an excerpt from the medical journal “Geriatrics with Dementia”:
Until next time!
Which one of our most laughable trolls is the dumbest? Is it:
Brian, the Nazi UPS wannabe who never crops their screenshots?
Granny, the trailer trash, makes shit up, lying liar?
MC, the still can’t spell, talks to himself, racist fucktard?
Meaka, the attention whoring, hypocritical moron?
Paul, the desperate for some female company but actually closeted glutton for punishment?
Wishy, the longwinded, nonsensical titfearer who’s in love with Dr. Thomas?
Or is it one of the many other trolls who “don’t follow” ATDT, but constantly complain about it (like this one who makes fake threats)?
It’s up to you!
Here are the dregs, spreading good cheer! Like when Mentally Challenged has entire conversations with his sock account:
At least change your avatar next time, ‘kay?
Then we have Delusional Deb admitting she doxxed people on her shitty channel and expecting to be forgiven for it because it was so long ago (in old people time, I guess):
And yet another someone finally comes to the realization that Meaka is a lying piece of shit. Congrats, Thomas!
Don’t forget that Joe Clyne is still fucking insane:
And finally Bud, moron extraordinaire, thinks this is “ignoring Communique”. Nice flowers, dumbass:
Enjoy your vacation, people! At least Jesus was good for a few days off!
So many dregs, so little time!
Part I: Trouble in Paradise
First off, we have the whiny, misogynistic, idiotic, Munchausen-by-Internet, self-proclaimed “nice guys” love triangle no one wanted, Meaka, Paul, and DTX, dashed to pieces on the shores of Meaka’s constant stupidity.
Summary: Moms: Hell no. Doxxing people with your crazy boyfriend’s help: A-OK!
If only that were true, Meaka. You have never spent LESS time on Disqus. Ever.
It’s the same thing that’s going on in Meaka’s mind at all times, Pinky: “PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Takes a super troll to know a super troll, sweetie.
We really didn’t need to hear about your fantasies, Paul.
But at least one self-hating woman is the voice of reason:
And it’s always the same set of shitty songs, too. And don’t forget the cat pics and sudden interest in animals that pops up at the same time!
Too bad she still hits on morons on the internet every day. But I suppose a gal’s gotta make a living in addition to social security!
And speaking of social security, we’ve got another utter lie in print, courtesy of Wishin He Had More Than One Working Brain Cell:
LOLOLOLOL “Drama Free” LOLOLOLOL “safe from harassment and stalking” LOLOLOLOLOL “entertaining, educational and informative” CAN’T BREATHE, LAUGHING TOO HARD, CALL AMBULANCE
But oh, no! There’s more trouble in paradise! CLASS ACTION SUIT AHOY!
Are “trolls” and “racists who pretend other people are racists” protected classes now?
So many words to say “BAAAAAAAAAAAW YOU BANNED MY FRIENDS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW I’M BUTTHURT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!”
Part II: Eye Bleach
Wishin He Wasn’t a Massive Hypocrite, aka the self-proclaimed “nicest person evah” tells us all his sexual fantasies about Gus (and vice versa):
PROTIP: You’re not making yourself look any better by admitting you’re a drunken wife beater, Gerald.
…pictures you obvously masturbate to.
Okay, this is accurate. I got nothin’
See? Told you!
When even Bulgingsnake thinks you’re a moron, that clinches it:
And we couldn’t get away without some granny eye bleach:
You’re welcome! See ya next time!
Boy oh boy do we have some delusion going on here, and it’s not all Meaka this time (though she’s still deluding herself):
No you’re not even remotely sick of it. It’s your whole life.
When other trolls are calling you out on your lies and attention whoring, maybe you should pay attention, sweetie:
LMAO
Uh oh! I wonder if she, uh I mean JOS, is going to threaten to dox me again because I screencapped her avatar with her picture in it! WHAT SHALL I DO? I know!
Next up, we have a delusional racist, sexist, piece of shit complaining about someone else “name calling”:
So, how are those “house negroes” you like to talk about all the time, MC?
And granny being her usual delusional self, but we’re used to that:
Um, you know Disqus started in 2007 and that was present on websites way the fuck before channels existed, right? … Granny? … Are you asleep in the gruel again?
But the most hilarious is “nice guy” Wishy, who thinks that purchasing four mail order wives entitles him to … something? Being a complete dick on the internet? Is that what a “nice guy” is? PROTIP: Actual nice guys don’t have to tell people they’re nice guys because they just are. Only complete assholes say they’re “nice guys”.
You should have read the advice Dan Savage gave you, honey.
Also, I’m sure Disqus was absolutely crushed that The Daily Nazi “left” (read: was kicked off Disqus for hate speech, like Breitbarf). Also, tommy said he likes having a finger up his ass while you’re sucking his dick, wishy. You’re not trying hard enough.
Who do you think you’re fooling? Even Vuppe isn’t that much of an idiot.
What other self-delusion have we missed this week? Let us know in the comments!
Meanwhile, in some alternate reality…
Mahatmashitbag presents (to himself, apparently) an alternate history of Disqus, rife with leftist conspiracies!
Then, some gumby* attempts to rewrite the bit about how shitbag’s myriad of socks were spammed — PROTIP: It was solely because he’s a spammer who tagged people incessantly and HAD A SHITLOAD OF SOCK ACCOUNTS:
Not this kind, to be clear:
Oh, and by the way, PUD is short for PUDENDUM. Hope that helps!
Then, we have the most aptly self-named commenter, chillin’ in her own backwoods shed of conspiracy and crazy ass meth fever dreams:
Wut?
Wut part 2?
(By the way, Granny, thanks for being the 3rd most prolific ATDT site visitor even though you pretend you never come over here! Your hits make me the big $$$$!
I must have missed the part where any Disqus employee made any of my channels popular. Nice try, though! XD)
And finally, we have the Queen of Denial
…still pretending she didn’t help her boyfriend dox pretty much everyone on her shitty blogs. You can pretend that never happened all you like, you piece of shit, but that’s not reality.
Signing off from the alternate Disqus universe!
Yep, the dregs of Disqus are still dredging the depths of decency.
Here we have No-Knees Mahony, racisting as only he can:
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A “plantationist, an oriental, a gay man, and two house negroes” walked into a bar. They all beat the shit out of MC because he’s a racist piece of shit, even though they didn’t exist anywhere but in his addled mind. Then they took away the “free” new knees he got thanks to Obama and gave them to someone way more deserving.
He’s also so jealous of News Views, he may have burst the last working blood vessel in his brain, as evidenced below:
Learn to speak English if you want to live in this country, MC!
If only there was some way to spot idiots like this in the wild…oh wait! There is!
In related news, congratulations to News Views and their high Google ranking!
Sorry that 435174183r541534.racist isn’t working out for you, Mr. ‘Jernilist”!
Then, we have Consider Me Never Leaving Disqus (aka Not Amusing), who’s entire profile is a treasure trove of fucknuttery, so much so that I can’t pick just one example of stupidity. But this sums it up:
Let’s see, who else? Oh yes, Ms. Attention Whore Moron (lifetime achievement award recipient), still accusing other people of doing what she denies she did and does constantly herself:
Looking good. Meaka!
The hypocrisy is astounding, as are her whoring skills. Wait, is it whoring if you do it for free? A question for the ages!
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Even though channels are gone, the morons still roam free! In no particular order:
A random idiot on Discuss Disqus is too lazy to delete his own account; whines when told to do so.
Would you like Disqus to change your diaper, too?
We have “moderator report card”, which still has nothing to do with moderators, reports, cards, or any combination thereof, chugging along in their new digs with an array of zero comments per post:
On NV, it looks like people still don’t know what moderators are. Thanks, Deb-bama!
Yep, you sure ripped me by whining like a 3 year old! LMFAO
On “Covert Whiny Baby”, a wannabe cocksuckee/part-time cocksucker whines about another moderator while he made a nazi a moderator on his forums and allows trolls, stalkers, and the psychotic to post.
This image can also be found under “hypocrite” in the dictionary.
Is UPS not hiring?
On “Forums No One Wants”, a multiple personality fake Jew shitbag doesn’t understand the concept, as usual.
I guess he’s a masochist. XD
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