All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
Hey guys, I’m putting my special “Disqus Protection Team” up for sale because they haven’t done shit to protect me from the trolls and idiots who use their service. Cases in point: You can have ’em, Whiny McWhinersons! $5 or best offer. If I don’t get any offers within the next hour, I’m leaving them…
That’s right! It’s a day and a quarter (ish) until “JOS” supposedly “doxes” me! The “threat”: THE COUNTDOWN UNTIL FAKE JOS FAKE DOXES ME IS ALMOST UP AND SO IS THAT T-SHIRT! AND IT MADE SOME FRIENDS! Oh look, what’s that coming over the hill! IT’S SOME T-SHIRTS! GET IN THE CAR!
I am ecstatic to be here with you today to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. I am deeply honored that you have chosen me to join the ranks of MLK, Mother Theresa, and Mandela to receive this commendation for my efforts to bring together those who, shall we say, missed the brain handout line because…
Today in Alternate History Today in Alternate History, the song Jolene was actually written in the 19th century by Giuseppe Verdi. It was originally in Italian and it was a sad story about how his cat got kidnapped by aliens. This has been Today in Alternate History. Don’t forget the AtDT Store Sale! Thru 11/11!
Disqus Piracy? Disqus Conspiracy? Porque no los dos? All the post comment counts are gone, so now we all look like a typical post on one of MC’s “blogs”. But at least they’re showing downvotes now…except they’re wimping out and not showing who’s downvoting. Come on, Disqus! You can sell tickets to the drama +…
In this, the final week of Disqus Channels, the mental breakdowns and true confessions are coming hard and fast. It’s hard to keep up! Paraphrased highlights from various folks follow: The nazis: BLAH BLAH BLAH CAT GIFS BLAH BLAH RACIST NONSENSE BLAH BLAH I’M SO BUTTHURT ABOUT NEWS VIEWS AND/OR ATDT I DEVELOPED HEMORRHOIDS Canadians:…
…you know, since I’ll have all this “free time” in a week with channels shutting down and all. Here’s a quick promo for it – do you think it’ll sell?
Ten days left until Disqpocalypse and all the crazies are coming out to play. In a shocking turn of events instead of just fading away and becoming Satan’s bottom bitch [like I thought] LCM is making a comeback and her imaginary nemesis PeeWee is at it again!! Someone actually took the time to make her…
As those of you who don’t live under rocks already know, Disqus is closing down its channel system as of September 1st and you have probably come to terms with it. However, a good portion of Disqus’ troll contingent are still lingering in the early stages of grief. To wit: Stage 1: Anger Example: “Well,…
Wow, a newfangled interweb place is opening so people can…what’s the word…tweet? Yeah, tweet amongst themselves! WHAT A CENTURY WE LIVE IN! I want to be “FRIENDS” in all caps and quotes (so as to mean not actually friends)! Tell me more, time traveler from the old world! So, it’s not Twitter, it’s a portal…
Just over a year ago today, Urnie pretended he was dying on Disqus for attention. We here at AtDT are sorry you’ll never see Jesus, Urnie, or Disqus ever again after the Disqapocalypse. Farewell!
It seems people are getting into the spirit of Disqpocalypse. Especially a man with legit thousands of socks Thats dedication! 6 days! And not response back until now and the answer is…