The Rime of the Illiterate Mall Cop

It is an illiterate Mall Cop,And he makes shit up freely.‘By my large man boobs and racist claptrapI shall report on freewebpagesforliars.me! The false news doors are opened wide,And I, Mall Cop, stroll in;The trolls are met, the fools are setTo read bullshit within.’ He marks up with his Sharpie pen,‘Look at these comment counts,’…

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Paranoia and You

We here at AtDT are always concerned about the well being of our fans, especially the ones who obviously have severe mental issues. This is the second installment of our series, which began with “Schizotypal Personality Disorder and You“. Today, we’ll discuss something or biggest “fans” suffer from: …like when people blame “ATDT” for everything…

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Schizotypal Personality Disorder and You

We here at AtDT are always concerned about the well being of our fans, especially the mentally vulnerable ones who obviously have some kind of mental disorder. This week, we’re going to discuss: Some of our biggest fans exemplify this disorder. Example of strange, outlandish, and paranoid beliefs: Examples of extreme anxiety in social situations…

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The ATDT Book Review

We here at As the Disq Turns like to keep our content fresh and highly intellectual, so we’ve decided to add a new Book Review segment. Enjoy! “Lemons Aren’t The Only Fruit – Or Are They Minerals?” by Morel “Joe” Mahoney Winner of the Karen Prize for dumbest fiction, Lemons Aren’t The Only Fruit –…

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Troll & Disorder

M’lud may it please the court, I would like to present some new information about a local troll. It has been assumed that Desert Woman (aka @disqus_K7CYOswAe3) is one of Pudendum’s billion socks due to the blatant racism and antisemitism “she” constantly spouts. However, the Google machine thinks otherwise: Let’s see. So is MC: Racist?…

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