The Rime of the Illiterate Mall Cop
It is an illiterate Mall Cop,And he makes shit up freely.‘By my large man boobs and racist claptrapI shall report on freewebpagesforliars.me! The false news doors are opened wide,And I, Mall Cop, stroll in;The trolls are met, the fools are setTo read bullshit within.’ He marks up with his Sharpie pen,‘Look at these comment counts,’…