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My ass may have a hole in it, but that doesn’t make it a bagel, Philly!

No, I would not like fries with that, Ronald.
The end times are upon us! Jesus is coming! What do you mean I’ve said this a million times before? FUCK YOU!

If only! I would have bought a downvote bot directly from Disqus ages ago! Unfortunately, only weirdo stalkers like tommy make them.

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