A gift for the new year
2022’s looking good already! Club Zero, we hardly knew gave a fuck about you! Which of Shitbag’s other 500 “blogs” will get shut down for racist propaganda next? Stay tuned!
Year: 2021
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Just when you thought 2021 was the worst year ever…
…we travel back in time to 2018. Enjoy more poetry to puke to at: https://disqus.com/home/discussion/https-poetsdiaries-tumblr-com/poets_diary_poems_by_wishy/
Fun Facts about Coccyx
I know you’re all dying to know more about me, especially those certain people who shall remain soulless nameless, so here are some fun facts about moi! Fun Fact #1: I haven’t and will never, ever, comment on your shitty website(s). Especially not to look up someone’s Disqus rep numbers, because anyone can do that…
Now you too can be an All Star!
That’s right! For only $105 per month (after your free 30 day trial), you and your troll friends can now be an “All Stars” on your own crappy website with Badges! No more whining about how some special people get to have a star emoji next to their names while you work and slave all…
Someone’s mad at Disqus and he’s going to rant on the Twitosphere, by gum!
Oh no! You mean Wishy was (finally) banned after years of harassment and posting fake news? SAY IT AIN’T SO! Wait, is he asking the same “Ryan” who he harassed on a daily basis for the past several years to reinstate him? Or his imaginary friend “Ryan” who’s actually some guy named mohib khan? Either…
Still rent-free in your head after all this time
Here you go, troll contingent — an article all about you! Online Trolls Actually Just Assholes All the Time, Study Finds Also, this is Vincent Price: This is NOT Vincent Price: Hope that helps! Thanks for keeping me flush with cash by obsessively clicking on ATDT!
Interactive Dreg-O-Rama!
It’s like Choose Your Own Adventure, but without the adventure. Share any dreg stupidity you’ve run across here for us all to enjoy! (Please tell me at least some of them died of COVID or syphilis or a REAL heart attack or something.) I’ll start: Looks like our least favorite pidgin English speaking troll has…
The Greatest (Twitter) Story Ever Told – Now a Movie!
I’m so freaking excited. That’s right – the story of a stripper’s “ho trip” is coming to the big screen! The original Twitter story is here: https://genius.com/Zolarmoon-twitter-story-annotated The trailer: Jarrett better be ON POINT! RUNS TOWARDS THEIR BALCONY & JUMPS!! I swear to GOD. bible. He fucking jumped. I screamed SO LOUD my heart stopped…
The Rime of the Illiterate Mall Cop
It is an illiterate Mall Cop,And he makes shit up freely.‘By my large man boobs and racist claptrapI shall report on freewebpagesforliars.me! The false news doors are opened wide,And I, Mall Cop, stroll in;The trolls are met, the fools are setTo read bullshit within.’ He marks up with his Sharpie pen,‘Look at these comment counts,’…
For only $5 a month, you too can install a completely useless commenting system!
Are you fond of Sri Lanka even though you hate all foreigners? Do you have an extra $5 a month to waste because you never bother purchasing cleaning products for your home? Do you not know how to use Adblock? Then Hyvor Talk is for you! That’s right! Hyvor Talk – where you won’t have…
5 things that never happened, and 1 that (unfortunately) did
5 things that never happened: Channels still exist? And people are complaining about them? Huh. So will Ferd be doing all this stuff he pretends other people are doing before or after his next fake heart attack? Thanks for helping Wishy to report those TOS violations, random troll who’s totally Ryan! Did the interweb police…
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