That’s right! For only $105 per month (after your free 30 day trial), you and your troll friends can now be an “All Stars” on your own crappy website with Badges!

No more whining about how some special people get to have a star emoji next to their names while you work and slave all day trolling people with no recognition whatsoever!

Wait, the “star” badge is orange and shit?

Guess you’re still not a real All Star! Sorry, guys!