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Now you too can be an All Star!

Coccyx September 20, 2021

That’s right! For only $105 per month (after your free 30 day trial), you and your troll friends can now be an “All Stars” on your own crappy website with Badges!

No more whining about how some special people get to have a star emoji next to their names while you work and slave all day trolling people with no recognition whatsoever!


Wait, the “star” badge is orange and shit?

Actual Star Badge, larger-than-life version

Guess you’re still not a real All Star! Sorry, guys!


Tags: badges lol things no one wants or needs

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