Are you sick of pedos doubling down on defending other pedos? Take a pedo break and refresh yourself with the latest edition of NEWSFIGHT!
In this corner, we have “Things you should never buy on Etsy”:
Versus “Someone’s never seen a real one” in this corner:
And catty-corner, we have a special mention:
It’s nice to know that stupid people exist other places than Disqus. At least they’re not raping children!
Oh look! Some idiot’s given Bulgingsnake an ultimatum. Why? Who knows? More importantly, who cares? It’s just hilarious:
But wait, there’s more! This is the same idiot who encourages pedophilia:
LOSER =WISHIN, as always!
Go ban some more people who don’t give a fuck from your “realms”, sweetie! Maybe, someday, tommy will even come back to play with you!
Today’s dregs are whining about movies & tv:
But wait, there’s even more dumbassery about this!
“THEY WANT TO REWRITE HISTORY”…you mean like rewriting the whole bit about the Manson Family killing Sharon Tate? That revision? That one’s okay, is it?
And an extra added bonus from everyone’s least favorite racist – have a dash of homophobia, too!
Keep on keepin’ on in your sewers, dregs! We need the lols!
A lot of our troll fans here at As the Disq Turns like to pretend they’ve “blocked” us. They post screenshots of themselves “blocking” a few random individuals who comment here via their Disqus settings (after which they immediately unblock us all so they can screencap our comments) and say that they “blocked AtDT”. Well, AtDT is a website, not an individual, so faux-blocking a few individuals will not block As the Disq Turns, as anyone who isn’t dumb as a box of rocks understands.
If you actually want to block AtDT, here’s how to do it.
Download/install any of the following and and block asthedisqturns.com:
Stop paying lip service to blocking As the Disq Turns and actually do it!
That’s right, known whiner and titfearer Gerald “Wishin-he-had-a-brain” blocked himself today:
Then, he was so embarrassed that he forgot he made that racist sock himself he blamed the eponymous non-entity “ATDT” for it and then pretended to “block ATDT”. Because, as everyone in the world knows, only him and his ilk call people the N-word, not anyone here on As the Disq Turns, because we’re not a bunch of fucking inbred racists. Just scroll through any of their comment histories to confirm the constant whining about BLM and “house negroes” and “plantationists”.
Countdown until Gerald “un-blocks” “ATDT” so he can whine harder in 3…2…1…
So, Desert Racist has taken time out of her busy schedule of being racist to make a completely original thread on 1960s music that no one in the world has ever thought to make before! (Oh wait, it’s happened at least a million times since Disqus began and will coninue to happen, but she’s pissed!)
Wait until she finds out there were black and brown people making music in the 1960’s! It will be hilarious!
Elsewhere, a complete mental midget is really upset that Dolly Parton, who they think sang Coal Miner’s Daughter, is an SJW!
Protip: That’s Loretta Lynn, you moron.
Laterz!
Forkless was born a poor, black child in the lowlands west of Germany –which are not to be confused with the highlands west of Germany, where you can find all sorts of interesting people, such as:
Anyway, being a poor, black child in the West German-adjacent-lowlands was not the easiest thing to be, especially during the Great Plaguepression of 1923 when World War Three was going on in Thighland (citation: Donald J. Trump), so Forkless decided to whitewash himself in the great tradition of Jesus Christ, and then travel forward, fully grown, into the 25th century where he was educated by robots and aliens, and then came back to the 21st century, with some minor stops to check out Punk and Line Dancing along the way.
But how did Forkless travel in time? It’s been rumored that it involved an IBM 5150 computer and some microsingularities, but no one really knows. All we know is that he can dance a mean Macarena and looks bangin’ in a kilt.
Today, Forkless can occasionally be seen in the wild eviscerating conservatives by using facts.
Anything other supposed “truths” about Forkless are nothing but filthy, filthy lies.
See you next time!
Since the inbred constituents of Buttfuck, Georgia’s 14th Congressional District have elected QAnonist (QAnoner? QAnonass?) weirdo Marjorie Taylor Greene in the House primary, people have been wondering “What the fuck is QAnon?” Well, dear readers, that’s what As the Disq Turns is here for – real news reporting.
So, for a quick primer on QAnon, here’s a video:
Oh, wait. That’s some guy who thinks penguins aren’t real.
Okay, here it is:
No, no, this is about some dude who doesn’t think the moon exists.
Give me a sec, I’m sure I have it somewhere.
Shit. Still not it.
Here it is! Found it under Jimmy Hoffa’s corpse:
Now you can feel comfortable discussing how fucking stupid QAnon is with conservatives. You’re welcome!
So who’s sick of Disqus morons?
As we all should be! So here’s a little fun instead. Which news story makes you hate 2020 a little less?
In this corner, we have “German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop at Berlin lake“. An excerpt:
“Because the bag contained his laptop, he gave it his all, even though he was in his birthday suit,” explained Landauer. The boar’s flight was slowed by a cardboard box in its path. The man clapped his hands and hit the ground with the stick, prompting the boar to drop the laptop. Another witness said: “When he returned from the forest, everyone applauded him.”
And in the other corner, we have “Have you spotted a satellite dish on a beaver lodge? Here’s why it’s happening“. An excerpt:
Beavers are technically capable of installing their own satellite dishes, said Glynnis Hood, a professor of environmental science at the University of Alberta who has been studying beavers for more than 20 years. They will build a lodge with just about anything, she said. But while they have the construction skills, the animals are lacking in the technical department. “I’m not sure if they could directionally install it in a way that they’d get a good shot of Downton Abbey,” she said. “But otherwise, they could install it, but it would probably be covered in mud.”
Beavers or Nudists? You decide!
We here at AtDT are always concerned about the well being of our fans, especially the mentally vulnerable ones who obviously have some kind of mental disorder. This week, we’re going to discuss:
Some of our biggest fans exemplify this disorder.
Example of strange, outlandish, and paranoid beliefs:
Examples of extreme anxiety in social situations (manifested by upvoting oneself with various socks):
Examples of talking to oneself:
Example of “magical thinking”:
If you think you may have Schizotypal Personality Disorder, take the following quiz to see if you need help:
AtDT is here for you.
In addition:
And, in conclusion:
Stop crying. It’s okay not to be able to post here, really.**
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