All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
It’s almost here, folks! We’re coming up on September 1st, the end of Disqus as we know it! Time to say buh-bye to the assholes who can’t even afford a real website with an actual name! [Anyone who wants to contribute to the “Please rename our sites from djdfgudf02r10421541034-14.site.me or whatever to a real website…
Moronic right wing patsy and “blogger” Jacob Wohl got caught pretending to travel the world this week by several eagle-eyed twitter users, who noticed that even though his photos had different locations on them, they were all taken in front of the same ugly fence. It’s almost like he’s a typical Disqus poster, isn’t it?…
Once upon a time, poor little Mariam the Shitlover rolled around in her own shit and called it roses. She did it so often that no one paid attention to her. So, she complained about people using “bad words” and pretended she was a “good person” and called others “scum” while constantly posting pictures of…
In this, the final week of Disqus Channels, the mental breakdowns and true confessions are coming hard and fast. It’s hard to keep up! Paraphrased highlights from various folks follow: The nazis: BLAH BLAH BLAH CAT GIFS BLAH BLAH RACIST NONSENSE BLAH BLAH I’M SO BUTTHURT ABOUT NEWS VIEWS AND/OR ATDT I DEVELOPED HEMORRHOIDS Canadians:…
A little preface here. Overboard with Kurt and Goldie is one of my favorite movies of all time.. A dear friend of mine who shares my love of this epic movie warned me not to even bother with the new remake. She said I would be disappointed they butchered such a great film. Of course…
…you know, since I’ll have all this “free time” in a week with channels shutting down and all. Here’s a quick promo for it – do you think it’ll sell?
Ten days left until Disqpocalypse and all the crazies are coming out to play. In a shocking turn of events instead of just fading away and becoming Satan’s bottom bitch [like I thought] LCM is making a comeback and her imaginary nemesis PeeWee is at it again!! Someone actually took the time to make her…
I know it seems like I can’t stand all the sexist, racist, inbred, uneducated pieces of human trash that seem to find their way to comment on Disqus, but that’s just not true. I’ll truly miss you once channels have been shut down, so much so that I made a lovely farewell video for everyone…
Supposedly, this is a thing now: Half-business in the front, a big ol’ mess in the back? I got nothin’. Thoughts? Comments?
As those of you who don’t live under rocks already know, Disqus is closing down its channel system as of September 1st and you have probably come to terms with it. However, a good portion of Disqus’ troll contingent are still lingering in the early stages of grief. To wit: Stage 1: Anger Example: “Well,…
Wow, a newfangled interweb place is opening so people can…what’s the word…tweet? Yeah, tweet amongst themselves! WHAT A CENTURY WE LIVE IN! I want to be “FRIENDS” in all caps and quotes (so as to mean not actually friends)! Tell me more, time traveler from the old world! So, it’s not Twitter, it’s a portal…
