As the Disq Turns

Author: Coccyx

  • Storm to Fyre Part Deux

    Storm to Fyre Part Deux

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    Storm Area 51 they can’t stop us all came in with a bang and left in a whisper as the creator of the viral post made the decision to roll with capitalism and “public safety”

    Now there are claims this won’t cost anything…for now Matty Roberts, creator of the viral event, is hoping this will turn into an annual festival…🙄 because who wants to chill in the middle of the desert with 1000’s of dudes self proclaiming they are a “Kyle”

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    The official post was made 8-9-2019 4:45 EST

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    It was fun while it lasted and at least we got a ton of glorious memes behind the event that some would have considered to be the next American Revolution. So long my possible pal E.T we’ll take that ride someday over some mountains or rainbows…someday! 👽👍🏼

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  • Mack & Robomack disappear – run off to Waco to start cult

    Mack & Robomack disappear – run off to Waco to start cult

    So, it looks like Mack (who you may remember from this post) self-deleted and took his stupid bot with him, though there’s a bunch of conspiracy theories ‘n shit going on. Seriously, he self-deleted, guys.

    BUT WAIT! COULD IT ALL BE CALI’S FAULT?!

    But what did Cali say? DON’T LEAVE US IN SUSPENSE!

    And what did Mack say to bring that on?

    Will we find Mack and Robomack on the next newscast living in a box and yelling at passers-by? STAY TUNED!
    ATDT: Bringing you the latest idiotic drama since 2015!

  • Alexthekay vying with banned camp mods for “Dumbfuck of the Week”

    Alexthekay vying with banned camp mods for “Dumbfuck of the Week”

    What kind of moron goes to a blog they supposedly don’t want to post on, on purpose, makes a pre-moderated comment that they know will most likely never see the light of day (except to mercilessly be made fun of), and then demands to be banned?

    A complete dumbfuck, that’s who!


    Congratulations, Alexthekay! You’re almost as dumb as Mack!
    Don’t quit your day job to draw little anime girls, though. You kind of suck at it.

    Be less triggered, boo!

  • Ya Mo B Here

    Ya Mo B Here

    Welp Disqus has had it with everyone’s shit and if none of you saw that coming you’re dumb

    All we had to do at ATDT was sit back and enjoy the trolls eating their own. It was a fun time. YouTube vids would get made…THEN…trolls lost their shit. Numerous socks were made by other trolls… AND…. even more trolls lost their shit. And all we had to do was eat a ton of popcorn and watched as Disqus burned.


    As you know this is our new home Im letting you all know I’m still around so that you may also hang on to every word of my colorful commentary on stupid shit found not only in the Disqusphere but all over the interwebz! Happy New Home Week ATDT!!

  • Doofus gives away control of his channel to botmaker, is surprised when channel gets hijacked

    Doofus gives away control of his channel to botmaker, is surprised when channel gets hijacked

    Actual footage of Banned Camp owners

    Hmmmmm. somebody managed to use your channel’s shortname and access your channel’s account in, let’s call it a “realm“, using the API in order to mod themselves. I wonder who that could possibly be?
    Nope, I’m not laughing really hard right now.

  • As The Disq Turns has moved; cause we’re cool like that

    As The Disq Turns has moved; cause we’re cool like that

    You have heard, and now seen correctly. Aliens have deemed a As the Disq Turns worthy of its own blog. We can see hang out, schedule our sex affairs using the Disqus G6 jet, and not even have to swat troll accounts attempting to infect our hang out.

    Kate Bush approves, supports, loves us:

    so..if the channel system is dead, hopefully that will mean so are the connects to the feuds, yet we can still make fun of whomever we want, which no matter how mature you “claim” to be, is often entertaining. especially on the web where you get the real nut cases.

    I will be sad to see people stop blaming Disqus for all the “SJWs” attempting to brain wash the world through its platform…. but they may never shut up about it like they still have not up about Duck Season. who & wherever you are: may you be blessed by Kate Bush also.

    -Love Lannister

  • I made a bunch of nazis cry again. Go me!

    I made a bunch of nazis cry again. Go me!

    Something like “BAAAAAAAAAAW NV AND ATDT MADE THEIR OWN SITES BAAAAAAAAW!! BAAAAAAAAAW SNIFFLE WHERE WILL WE BE ABLE TO BE RACIST PIGS ONLINE NOW THAT DISQUS IS SHUTTING DOWN CHANNELS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!”

    “String”? What? Seriously, tho, it’s hard to understand what any of them are saying. They really need to learn English before ICE deports them.

    You can have the strings connected to all the used tampons in the world. You’re welcome.
  • No, dickcheese, you’re still banned

    No, dickcheese, you’re still banned

    Forever and ever and ever.

    Begging not to be banned

    Because you’re a waste of space.

    Welcome to As the Disq Turns, y’all!

  • A Public Service Announcement from As the Disq Turns

    A Public Service Announcement from As the Disq Turns

    Are you obsessed with As the Disq Turns?

    Do you spend hours on the internet every single day obsessing about fictional, satirical soap opera characters because you see yourself and your ridiculous, angry, insane online behavior reflected in these ridiculous, angry, online fictional scenarios?

    Does it upset you so much to see yourself in these fictional characters that you continually lash out and make post after post complaining about works of fiction? Posts that will ultimately make no difference because no rules are being broken? Because, if so:

    The only way to cure your butthurt is to get off your damn computer, tablet, or phone and take a walk outside or something, for fuck’s sake.

    This has been a Public Service Announcement from As the Disq Turns.
    We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.