The 12 Days of Disqus

By popular demand (aka Layne asked for it). NOTE: This may not be the version you’re looking for /Obi Wan

The Twelve Days of Disqus

On my first day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my second day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my third day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my fourth day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
No, I’m not stalking!
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my fifth day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
I’M CALLING HA!
No, I’m not stalking!
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my sixth day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
That’s not my account!
I’M CALLING HA!
No, I’m not stalking!
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my seventh day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
Those aren’t my socks!
That’s not my account!
I’M CALLING HA!
No, I’m not stalking!
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my eighth day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
Where are my upvotes?!
Those aren’t my socks!
That’s not my account!
I’M CALLING HA!
No, I’m not stalking!
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my ninth day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
Why aren’t I trending?
Where are my upvotes?!
Those aren’t my socks!
That’s not my account!
I’M CALLING HA!
No, I’m not stalking!
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my tenth day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
Eat me you libtard
Why aren’t I trending?
Where are my upvotes?!
Those aren’t my socks!
That’s not my account!
I’M CALLING HA!
No, I’m not stalking!
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my eleventh day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
Disqus sucks dog balls
Eat me you libtard
Why aren’t I trending?
Where are my upvotes?!
Those aren’t my socks!
That’s not my account!
I’M CALLING HA!
No, I’m not stalking!
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

On my twelfth day on Disqus
some stranger said to me:
Wait, you’re not a mod here?
Disqus sucks dog balls
Eat me you libtard
Why aren’t I trending?
Where are my upvotes?!
Those aren’t my socks!
That’s not my account!
I’M CALLING HA!
No, I’m not stalking!
No, I’m not spamming!
What channel rules?
and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?

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