Supposedly, this is a thing now:
Half-business in the front, a big ol’ mess in the back? I got nothin’.
Thoughts? Comments?
Year: 2019
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The Step-Mullet: Yea or Nay
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The Stages of Troll Grief, re Disqus Channel “Sunsetting”
As those of you who don’t live under rocks already know, Disqus is closing down its channel system as of September 1st and you have probably come to terms with it. However, a good portion of Disqus’ troll contingent are still lingering in the early stages of grief. To wit:
Stage 1: Anger
Example: “Well, I didn’t even like channels anyway! Mods suck! FUCK DA POLICE! Wait a minute, I did like some channels (that put up with my shit).”
Stage 2: Desperation
Example: Willingly giving control of your channel to tommy
Stage 2a: Self-Deletion (Occurs in only 50% of cases.)
Example: Deleting your account after willingly giving control of your channel to tommy
Stage 3: Idiocy
Example: Pretending to get upset that a nazi you gave away your channel to actually hates Jews, especially if you’re a racist, sexist pig and condone racism and sexism yourself.
Stage 4: Acceptance
Example: Trying to make your own “blog”, realizing it’s too hard, setting up Twitter, uh, Slack instead
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AN INVITE to Remain Connected with Racists, Socks, Trolls, & Racist Sock Trolls
Wow, a newfangled interweb place is opening so people can…what’s the word…tweet? Yeah, tweet amongst themselves! WHAT A CENTURY WE LIVE IN!
Dear Morons: In the olden days (and even now), we had something called “chat” or “instant messaging”, which is more like Slack and less like Twitter, at least among people who aren’t clinically braindead. I want to be “FRIENDS” in all caps and quotes (so as to mean not actually friends)! Tell me more, time traveler from the old world!
So, it’s not Twitter, it’s a portal that can close on you, cut you in half, and magically revoke your posting privileges from channels that no longer will exist?! I’m growing concerned.
So, it’s like Fight Club, but with old, boring, racist people? Continue.
So, the fact that “Wishy” already posted his name online as part of his email address and also in the previous post he made below is null and void because…magic? Neato!
Sorry, no take-backsies! Okay, tell me more about this magical place!
Um, you’re going to sit around and count emojis? You had me until that, bro. Sorry, I’m going to have to pass. That’s just sad. Best of luck with your “FRIENDS”!
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In Remembrance
Just over a year ago today, Urnie pretended he was dying on Disqus for attention.
We here at AtDT are sorry you’ll never see Jesus, Urnie, or Disqus ever again after the Disqapocalypse.
Farewell!
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Hooking ones self for comments
It seems people are getting into the spirit of Disqpocalypse. Especially a man with legit thousands of socks
Thats dedication! 6 days! And not response back until now and the answer is…
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A community exercise
As the Disq Turns may be many things – a place to write haiku, a troll magnet, a large man in leather named Sven, for example – but what we really are is a community. That’s why I’d like to put the latest idiocy up for a vote.
Please read the following snippets from the usual suspects and then take the poll.
Thanks!
~Coccyx, All Star & G6 4-EVA
Look at the non-downvoters! Oh wait
Even more non-downvoters!
“We never downvote!” Of course you don’t. LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG
Given the above snippets of hilarity, which headline would you pick for the next satirical AtDT post? -
Shoutout to Slough
I feel like I’ve officially made it now.
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Drama queens still drama queening amid Disqus death throes
Where to begin? Let’s go alphabetically:
First, we have ER, who calls herself the “scourge of disqus”, but who’s really just a moron. The latest: she tries to call someone out on their grammar (their use of plurals, specifically), then fucks up the same exact thing in her next comment and also praises a sock troll:
Then, we have Ian, the whiniest crybaby on Disqus. He’s whining about being banned on Banned Camp, but he cares SO LITTLE he whines SEVERAL TIMES about it.
You care, Ian. You care a shitload.
Oh look, here he is NOT CARING. AGAIN.But perhaps ol’ Ian forgot that he ASKED TO BE BANNED AT BANNED CAMP because he was SO UPSET that his SAFE SPACE THREAD wasn’t a safe space for his whining after all!The irony is strong in this one
How soon we forget.
And finally (for the moment), we have one of mahatmashitbag‘s million socks, whining about Cali. Again.
The only sock zeitgeist is you, shitbag.
What will all these whiners do on D-Day. September 1st? STAY TUNED!
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And now for something completely different
What flavor of LaCroix should you try today?
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Storm to Fyre Part Deux
Storm Area 51 they can’t stop us all came in with a bang and left in a whisper as the creator of the viral post made the decision to roll with capitalism and “public safety”
Now there are claims this won’t cost anything…for now Matty Roberts, creator of the viral event, is hoping this will turn into an annual festival…🙄 because who wants to chill in the middle of the desert with 1000’s of dudes self proclaiming they are a “Kyle”
The official post was made 8-9-2019 4:45 EST
It was fun while it lasted and at least we got a ton of glorious memes behind the event that some would have considered to be the next American Revolution. So long my possible pal E.T we’ll take that ride someday over some mountains or rainbows…someday! 👽👍🏼
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Mack & Robomack disappear – run off to Waco to start cult
So, it looks like Mack (who you may remember from this post) self-deleted and took his stupid bot with him, though there’s a bunch of conspiracy theories ‘n shit going on. Seriously, he self-deleted, guys.
BUT WAIT! COULD IT ALL BE CALI’S FAULT?!
But what did Cali say? DON’T LEAVE US IN SUSPENSE!
And what did Mack say to bring that on?
Will we find Mack and Robomack on the next newscast living in a box and yelling at passers-by? STAY TUNED!
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