A community exercise

As the Disq Turns may be many things – a place to write haiku, a troll magnet, a large man in leather named Sven, for example – but what we really are is a community. That’s why I’d like to put the latest idiocy up for a vote.

Please read the following snippets from the usual suspects and then take the poll.

Thanks!

~Coccyx, All Star & G6 4-EVA

Look at the non-downvoters! Oh wait

Even more non-downvoters!

“We never downvote!” Of course you don’t. LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG

Given the above snippets of hilarity, which headline would you pick for the next satirical AtDT post?
Wife finances husband’s Manson-compound-like website
Wishy makes excuses for his dream lover tommy again. When will they come out?
Man given allowance to build the new Geocities
His wife doubled his allowance. Little did he know that twice zero is zero.
Easily impressed folks impressed by site written in BASIC over dial up connection
Single man cheering committee loses job after making boss look like idiot with “budget” comment
“FORKLESS MADE A BETTER WEBSITE IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!”
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