That’s right, AtDTers! Everyone’s favorite agony aunt is back to answer your [mainly rhetorical] questions about stuff and things!

Dear Aunt Coccyx:

What’s an agony aunt?
–Loser in Lambeth Loser:

It’s who your parents go to see for some discipline because they’re sick of hearing you touch yourself all day in their basement while whining about this website. Get a fucking job.

XOXO,
Coccyx

Dear Aunt Coccyx:

Why do I constantly visit your site when all I do is complain about you?
–Asinine in Anderson

Asinine:

Senility? Meth? Methnility? Take up knitting or something. Jesus fucking christ.

XOXO,
Coccyx

Dear Aunt Coccyx:

Why am I such a piece of human trash?
–Crusty in Camberwell

Crusty:

Genetics.

XOXO,
Coccyx

Do you have a question for Aunt Coccyx?

Write to:

Dear Aunt Coccyx
c/o As the Disq Turns
4900 John McCormack Rd NE,
Washington, DC 2001