I have no idea what to title this post

So, I was hanging out on the internet, as one does, and came across some goodies to share:

1) The KFC Colonel Sanders Dating Simulator

2) Make it soap!
Is it hot, though?

3) Low Budget Titanic

4) Puking Swan Faucet
Now you, too can have a gold swan puking into your sink! Only $120

I think I’ve reached the end of the internet. Good night, everybody!