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I have looked into my crystal G6 ball and hereby decree that the following will happen in 2021: An orange idiot shall be ejected from office, will throw a tantrum about home decor, and will be found dead by erotic asphyxiation, holding a picture of Mitch McConnell Squirrels will be mechanized into soldiers. 28 days…
So, I was hanging out on the internet, as one does, and came across some goodies to share: 1) The KFC Colonel Sanders Dating Simulator 2) Make it soap!Is it hot, though? 3) Low Budget Titanic 4) Puking Swan FaucetNow you, too can have a gold swan puking into your sink! Only $120 I think…
If you hadn’t noticed, there’s now a Search Page where you can search AtDT to find that elusive post about [fill in the blank] that you swore you read here, but can’t find again. Well, it looks like some, let’s say interesting people have found it. First, we have the people who just want to…
Ready for your night on the town, budding fashionista? Well, then you’d better powder up and put on your clear plastic bralet (£5) and denim janties ($315). Then, find that Prada Frankenstein T-shirt you threw into a drawer somewhere! Only £415! Hmmm, should you go for a skinny jean or a flare? PORQUE NO LOS…
So, I’m here cleaning the place and goofing off because it’s Labor Day and as such I don’t have to go to work. (Yeah, that doesn’t make much sense, but that’s America for you.) Anyway, I ordered what was supposed to be hazelnut milk tea and this shit tastes very coffee-like. I hate coffee. But…
Moronic right wing patsy and “blogger” Jacob Wohl got caught pretending to travel the world this week by several eagle-eyed twitter users, who noticed that even though his photos had different locations on them, they were all taken in front of the same ugly fence. It’s almost like he’s a typical Disqus poster, isn’t it?…
A little preface here. Overboard with Kurt and Goldie is one of my favorite movies of all time.. A dear friend of mine who shares my love of this epic movie warned me not to even bother with the new remake. She said I would be disappointed they butchered such a great film. Of course…
Supposedly, this is a thing now: Half-business in the front, a big ol’ mess in the back? I got nothin’. Thoughts? Comments?